the top of my back itches

Your slightly horny

Babe: The top of my back itches..
Boyfriend: Let's go to the bedroom I know your horny...

by MythicalBeastbox September 17, 2016

top g spot

The top g spot is the highest rank of being a G, there is the lowest bottom G what is the lowest and least respected, then there is the Top G what is ranked highly in the world, after that there is the top G spot what is the highest ranked G u can be if u are named for being a top g spot u assert all dominance and u can do what ever the fuck u want when u want how u want because u are the TOP G SPOT!

(Brokie boy) “how is that guy driving that Bugatti, fucking my girl smoking a cigar and flexing on the me all at the same time?”
(Bottom G) “brokie boy he’s the top g spot he can do what the fuck he wants Like a top g spot.”

by Thetopgspot January 25, 2025

Top 10 Family Guy Moments

#10: That one time Peter got fucked

Someone: “Top 10 Family Guy moments. Number 10, that one time Peter got fucked.”

by Peecock.jpeg December 20, 2021

Top

Louis tomlinson

"is harry top?"
"nope louis is, definitely"

by LEEEEBEEEE March 21, 2023

5 to 6 top

A overlap of tarmac road above a largely used motorway or dual carriageway.

Jesus! Have you seen the 5 to 6 top?

by edward gaming September 2, 2022

Top host

When soliciting sex online the phrase top host explains your going to be on top and the sex will happen in your home

Yo marv, I had some Bomb ass anal the other day she was a top host

by Pwatson September 3, 2016

Joint Top

A term to justify an absurdly lucky team top position in a league even when they are not due to being behind on goal difference and head to head metrics.

Done in order for their fans to justify systematic bias/champion status.

Origin Arsenal/Manchester

Manchester United are Joint Top up the Ole and VARs

Arsenal go Joint Top had Auba scored

by CriticalCudicini January 2, 2021