Brain and top

Head

Have you ever given brain and top?

by Whimperaudz July 15, 2023

Top Deck

To jack-off (masturbate) whilst defecating (pooping). Name comes from Cadbury Top Deck chocolate, white chocolate top with milk (brown) chocolate bottom.

Mario explained with a smile he took so long in the bathroom as he was giving himself a Top Deck.

by Pazzy August 18, 2025

Top Shagger

Miss McNeil.

Erin said to Charlotte ‘Miss McNeil is defo a top shagger’

by erando January 20, 2020

spot topping

blow job given by a basking shark

the green bean giant gets a spot topping from that basking shark

by resolvedclock June 19, 2021

Col-top

The literal embodiment of "put the cold ones on top" followed by dropping pizza rolls onto another plate loudly at 2AM.

Hey bro, if you're going downstairs; my family is sleeping so don't Col-Top.

by Gzilla25 June 16, 2018

To lie on top of the giraffe

To act recklessly.

He only knows how to lie on top of the giraffe.

by ActuallyAFish July 6, 2025

Top Capper

A person that lies in any situation no matter the case, because they have no self respect, or respect in general. A sad low life, lying, attention seeking piece of scum.

Top Capper: Yo I won the lottery I ain’t gonna give you nothin tho g
Normal person: G you’re the top capper mums

by NameSpammer69 May 6, 2024