where three guys get naked and one plays as the table and the other two get boners and use their dicks as paddles and play a game of ping pong and the loser becomes the new table. loser after 5 rounds get butt fucked by the other two guys.
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In the next universe, the next fastest thing will be tilgh at the speed of 4,181,814,184.81015KM/S.
In the next universe, the next fastest thing will be tilgh at the speed of 4,181,814,184.81015KM/S.
Light’s Theory, or Tilgh Theory, is the next universe’s biggest theory’s result at the speed of 4.1 billion.
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Likely a strawman created by the far right to make racial/ethnic egalitarians look like silly, naive magic believers.
Guessing that this theory states that people's behavior are determined by the location they're in through "magic". Pretty much no one actually believes that people will change behavior once they enter an area. The far right can't actually "prove" their "superiority" so they have to compare themselves to made up magic believers even stupider than them to give them a false sense of intelligence. If you see someone use this term against you, that's a sign that they're just a troll who just want to make you mad.
Guessing that this theory states that people's behavior are determined by the location they're in through "magic". Pretty much no one actually believes that people will change behavior once they enter an area. The far right can't actually "prove" their "superiority" so they have to compare themselves to made up magic believers even stupider than them to give them a false sense of intelligence. If you see someone use this term against you, that's a sign that they're just a troll who just want to make you mad.
A: "Different races and ethnicities are still part of the same species. Any non appearance or cultural based differences are too small to count any race or ethnicity as actually better than others."
B: "ANOTHER BELIEVER IN MAGIC DIRT THEORY AND ANOTHER LIBTARD EPICLY PWNED!!!"
A: "'Magic Dirt Theory'? The hell's that? Some strawman you created?"
B: "HOW ARE YOU SO DUMB AS TO NOT KNOW THE THEORY YOU BELIEVE IN? CAN'T EXPECT SHIT FOR A LIBTARD EMPHASIS ON THE L AND THE TARD"
A: "Another day another troll"
B: "ANOTHER BELIEVER IN MAGIC DIRT THEORY AND ANOTHER LIBTARD EPICLY PWNED!!!"
A: "'Magic Dirt Theory'? The hell's that? Some strawman you created?"
B: "HOW ARE YOU SO DUMB AS TO NOT KNOW THE THEORY YOU BELIEVE IN? CAN'T EXPECT SHIT FOR A LIBTARD EMPHASIS ON THE L AND THE TARD"
A: "Another day another troll"
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This theory was only meant to be used and understood in an academic context, but I guess some people decided it would be "cool" to use in mainstream discourse (i.e. social media). Thus, the misunderstanding begins.
In all seriousness, for someone to understand this theory, you would need to understand what "critical theory" is first. I am specifically referring to the philosophical theory that Adorno & Horkheimer invented, which is basically a heated critique on mass-produced culture.
If one does not understand the tenets to this theory, then one should not voice their uninformed opinions on said theory.
Of course, perhaps the fault lies more in the people who decided to abuse this term. And in that case, I understand you 100%, but at the same time it's still unfair to dismiss it as BS.
This theory was only meant to be used and understood in an academic context, but I guess some people decided it would be "cool" to use in mainstream discourse (i.e. social media). Thus, the misunderstanding begins.
In all seriousness, for someone to understand this theory, you would need to understand what "critical theory" is first. I am specifically referring to the philosophical theory that Adorno & Horkheimer invented, which is basically a heated critique on mass-produced culture.
If one does not understand the tenets to this theory, then one should not voice their uninformed opinions on said theory.
Of course, perhaps the fault lies more in the people who decided to abuse this term. And in that case, I understand you 100%, but at the same time it's still unfair to dismiss it as BS.
𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗺: "Critical Race Theory is a bunch of BS"
𝗠𝗲: "No, it's not. Either you misunderstood the theory, or you haven't grasped the underlying philosophy behind it."
𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗺: "I don't think I'd care enough to learn about it."
𝗠𝗲: "If you don't wish to know more about it, that's fine, just admit you were wrong."
𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗺: "Okay SJW."
𝗠𝗲: "Look man I'm only being pedantic. Call me a nerd, call me a know-it-all, but I ain't got nothing to do with SJWs. In fact I'll happily listen to critiques against this theory."
𝗠𝗲: "No, it's not. Either you misunderstood the theory, or you haven't grasped the underlying philosophy behind it."
𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗺: "I don't think I'd care enough to learn about it."
𝗠𝗲: "If you don't wish to know more about it, that's fine, just admit you were wrong."
𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗺: "Okay SJW."
𝗠𝗲: "Look man I'm only being pedantic. Call me a nerd, call me a know-it-all, but I ain't got nothing to do with SJWs. In fact I'll happily listen to critiques against this theory."
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"You're just gonna leave that cart there?"
"Yeah."
"You failed the shopping cart theory."
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"Yeah."
"You failed the shopping cart theory."
"What the hell are you talking about?"
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Person 2: And I just found out the Studio Mappa Parody account is ran by Jess!
Person 1: Jess Twitter Theory strikes again!
Person 2: And I just found out the Studio Mappa Parody account is ran by Jess!
Person 1: Jess Twitter Theory strikes again!
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After hearing about The Scroll of Judgment Theory, I’m starting to think that all the bad stuff I’ve done might come back to haunt me when I die
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