Roader

Getting oral sex, while driving down the road.

I picked up Billys mom from the airport, she gave me a roader on the way home.

by Peesalot July 18, 2017

Roadman

The type of guy to sleep on a floor and waterfall your milk the next morning, after a long night of heavy drinking. Alcoholism runs rampant throughout the Roadman community. They are usually seen scraping weed off the floor to pack their bong tokes, often they can be seen drinking the 2 week old Miller's from the back of your fridge. Roadmen can be found in Niagara Falls and the heavy drinking ones reside in Welland, Niagara Region, Ontario.

Kenny: Holy fuck bud how many Millers has Erik had?
Alex: A whole 12 pack, what a Roadman

by NaeNaed March 15, 2019

Fork-Roading

The act of two or more partners shoving eating utensils up each other's anuses and proceeding to twist said utensils. Usually done with forks.

BRO, Jannet told me that you two were Fork-Roading the other night!

by Flash86 March 31, 2020

Roadman

Ben Innes

'Ben Innes is a roadman'

by Jermain22 March 8, 2017

roadblock

fat girl and her boyfriend walking on the side of the road

Wow, look at that roadblock
That roadblock is so nasty

by BrookBenton June 14, 2009

Roadkill

The state of being a defender is in after attempting to tackle Larry Johnson. Larry Johnson is a beast, and will lower his shoulder and drive through any tackle. Anybody who comes in his path is sure to taste turf. This is not an opinion; it's a proven scientific fact.

Did you see that pesky little OLB try to bring down Larry Johnson? They need to bring the medics out now, cause he's roadkill.

by Tfolt October 17, 2007

roadkill

A honourary title given to the ugliest girl in school. In particular areas, there may only be one roadkill per two or even three schools.

If any possible contenders rise up through the ranks from primary school, a fight to the death should be initiated. The winner gets to be continually mocked and jeered for mother nature's cruel joke vis-a-vis their face.

When she leaves school, her real name (if it can be remembered) can be used again, and a new roadkill instated in her place, with possible capes and crowns - but, to be honest, most people CBA and just want to get down to the jeering.

'Hey roadkill, here's some money, please get a tramp to knife your face in - it's not quite plactic surgery, but it'll make things a hell of a lot better.'

by ~swan July 6, 2005