jacking off

when my bro jack goes away

mum jacks jacking off again, come say bye bye

by sily mong September 1, 2004

Log off

To dump your girl.

Edward:Hey ima log off that chick Dorothy
Charlie:Yeah she ugly.

by The Goblinn March 18, 2009

Code-off

When updating your facebook status with something aimed at one specific person without actually naming them. Or having facebook status with hidden meaning. The person in question knows that that this status is about them. Resulting in a response on facebook aimed at them. A slanging match or 'code-off' occurs.

'Dude what is her facebook status all about, it's obviously about me?'
'I have no idea, why don't ya write one back and have a code-off'

by Bootrix83 October 24, 2012

ducking off

Can mean you are jerking off, or you are not going to talk for awhile. Use it for whatever you feel like though because it just sounds cool.

I’m ducking off.
Guys I’m ducking off.
I just haven’t been able to stop ducking off.

He hasn't shut up, I thought he said he was ducking off.
Is that guy going to China, or is he just ducking off?

by BoredonaPlane January 9, 2020

dick-off

A special competition between two males that often occurs AFTER heavy consumption of alcohol in which each adorned contestant needs to prove his superior masculinity over his rival. Often times, this will take place during an afterset (a party that occurs at someone's residence after an alcohol-serving establishment has closed for the evening). In order to crown the winner of the competition, each contestant must lay his erect penis down on a table and measure the exact length and exact width of the male organ. An appointed judge with no bias towards either contestant must then multiply the measurements (Length x Width) of each contestant and calculate the final statistic. The winner is determined by comparing the final statistic in a "greater-than/less-than" assessment.

For example: Contestant #1 dimensions are 6.75" in length and 2.75" in width, equaling a score of 18.5625. Contestant #2 dimensions are 5.75" in length and 3.25" in width, equaling a score of 18.6875. Therefore, since 18.5625 < 18.6875, Contestant #2 gets to claim the fame of superiority.

Jerome: "Kevin and Dan each think that they're packing more pud than the other."

Giorgio: "Why the heck does it even matter?"

Jerome: "I don't know. I think that they're gonna have a dick-off in front of the ladies at the afterset in order to crown who is king, once and for all."

Giorgio: "Whatever."

by Strangle-Dangle June 14, 2010

off the hanger

A phrase used to describe something
that is outstanding or over the top. Usually used to describe something in a positive way.
Can be used as a substitution for
off the hook, off the hizzy, off the rocker,or off the chain.

Yo dogg, that new cris CD is off the hanger.

by e dogg February 16, 2004

Broke Off

To be "broke off", simply means to be fucked up, or ragged shaped.

Ex. 1 "Idk what tf all these other posts are broke off just means you're fucked up."
Ex.2 "I got broke off from that workout today man, that shit was brutal."

by Lemmesmashbecky August 14, 2017