jacking off

when my bro jack goes away

mum jacks jacking off again, come say bye bye

by sily mong September 1, 2004

Log off

To dump your girl.

Edward:Hey ima log off that chick Dorothy
Charlie:Yeah she ugly.

by The Goblinn March 18, 2009

Balls it off

To hide something near your balls because the police can't search you there.

Ive got some weed

Well balls it off then

by barneymalone February 23, 2010

Burking-off

the act of skipping a class in high-school you normally attend. Being randomly absent from a particular class such as math or science.

person 1- "Where the hell were you yesterday, class was so easy."

person 2- "I was burking-off, I went to McDonalds for lunch."

by burking-it January 19, 2010

dick-off

A special competition between two males that often occurs AFTER heavy consumption of alcohol in which each adorned contestant needs to prove his superior masculinity over his rival. Often times, this will take place during an afterset (a party that occurs at someone's residence after an alcohol-serving establishment has closed for the evening). In order to crown the winner of the competition, each contestant must lay his erect penis down on a table and measure the exact length and exact width of the male organ. An appointed judge with no bias towards either contestant must then multiply the measurements (Length x Width) of each contestant and calculate the final statistic. The winner is determined by comparing the final statistic in a "greater-than/less-than" assessment.

For example: Contestant #1 dimensions are 6.75" in length and 2.75" in width, equaling a score of 18.5625. Contestant #2 dimensions are 5.75" in length and 3.25" in width, equaling a score of 18.6875. Therefore, since 18.5625 < 18.6875, Contestant #2 gets to claim the fame of superiority.

Jerome: "Kevin and Dan each think that they're packing more pud than the other."

Giorgio: "Why the heck does it even matter?"

Jerome: "I don't know. I think that they're gonna have a dick-off in front of the ladies at the afterset in order to crown who is king, once and for all."

Giorgio: "Whatever."

by Strangle-Dangle June 14, 2010

balls off

Delightfully, deliciously crazy.

Did you hear about all the chaos in the ER over the weekend? That place is balls off!

by lizzie-fresh August 7, 2010

off the hanger

the more up to date version of saying off the hook

damn that party was fucking off the hanger, i got my dick sucked by 3 chicks at the same time!!!!

by wyler December 28, 2005