Chris

A cute and weird, sometimes darkly comedic and disturbing, guy who is caring, loving, selfless, and trustful to the people he loves, and is a self-proclaimed horror and music addict.

Person A: Hey, have you met the new guy
Person B: You mean Chris?
A: Yea! That guy! I went to greet him and surprisingly, he’s a very nice guy!
B: He really is.

by Ziipher Bungle August 4, 2019

Biggy chris

When a bigger person jerks off into his belly rolls and lets it dry up, and eats the crust later in the day.

Guy 1: i went for biggy chris this morning

Guy 2: can you share the crust with me im hungry?
Guy 1: sorry me and lucas finished it already

by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024

CHRIS

Mentally weak coward. Also known as "Binky boy".

You are a damn Chris.

Dont be so Chris about shit.

by Pseu davis June 12, 2019

Stinky Back Door Chris

A Stinky Back Door Chris or well know was the (Stinkus Doorlilous Christopher) is a creature that lives in the shadows of your room and under your bed.

Girl: OMG THE STINKY BACK DOOR CHRIS VISITED ME LAST NIGHT WHAT DO I DO?!
Girl 2: I don't know just sleep on the couch ig

by Chiloh White April 22, 2022

chris

a sweet, caring guy who always tries his best no matter what. when he falls in love he falls hard and there’s no taking him out of it. chris is a friend you can rely on to just have fun with you whenever and be there for you anytime.

“thanks for being here, chris.”
“no problem!”

by gracxx March 14, 2022

Chris

A machine. Not a man, dudes just a machine.

-You see how easy he made that look?
-Yeah, he's a real Chris.

by Ngtfyc July 10, 2021

chris moeller

a dumb ass bitch, loser, weirdo
kinda fat, the only one who’s ugly in his entire family.

“have you seen chris moeller around?”
“nah i haven’t seen that dumb bitch since he started dating that satanic chick”

by sour_hoe445 July 2, 2019