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time bomb 

A deposit of cum that seeps out of a condom that has mistakenly slipped off your dick during sex and is subsequently left inside your chick's vagina after you nut and pull out. The fuse is lit as soon as you realize that when you pulled your prick out, the dirty rubber was no longer attached (usually because the chick squeezed it off in ecstasy or you went soft). Exhibits an unfortunately long fuse, lasting anywhere from less than a week to a full 28 days or, if the bomb is armed, 9 months, at which time the bomb drops and your life as a partying slutting beer guzzling college faking frat boy/girl comes to an abrupt end. Next time keep your prick hard and grab the rubber before you cum. Or just do it in the ass.
Dude #1: "Bro I saw you walking home with (e.g. Monica) last night man, she was soooo drunk. You hit that shit nasty?"
Dude #2: "Man, yeah, but no fucking joke. I dropped a time bomb in her."
Dude #1: (solemnly) "Shit. Shit man. Shit."
Dude #2: "Yeah, shit. I knew I should have put it in her ass."
time bomb by ucfryan November 7, 2006
Related Words
An abbreviation of Hoffmann-bomb, it means to have anal sex.
Oh snap! That munchkin from Michigan just dropped the H-bomb on his girlfriend.
h bomb by J.Dawg May 4, 2005
Krap-bomb. Another word used by the younger generation on the internet for an insanely fould shit.
Katie (age 11)-Holy shizit Carmen what did u do in there?
Carmen (age 11)- Chill Katie, its just a k-bomb.
k-bomb by o0o0o0o0o0o0o July 16, 2008

diaper bomb

When a babies diaper comes loose an explodes!
Honey!! Jimmy just had a diaper bomb!
Sam honey what caused this diaper bomb?
diaper bomb by CJA July 24, 2006

Nuclear Bomb 

A Bomb that can make a really big explosion that can kill a lot of people horribly. It's a bomb that should have never been invented and now should be banned. The punishment would be for a person to go to jail for life.
"he he he let's send a nuclear bomb to someone"

(5 minutes later)

"oh no they sent one back! we're all gonna die!"
Nuclear Bomb by koolyman April 16, 2006

Drop the Bomb

The process of climbing to the top of the stall in a public washroom, positioning your ass, so that your shit drops from a few feet above the toilet to produce a loud splashing noise for everyone else in the public washroom/locker room to hear.
After I dropped the bomb in the washroom, the men's room attendant was unhappy because I missed and hit the toilet seat.