Spider Balled

When something unexpected happens and your sack sucks up into a giant raisin and your testicles join your atom's apple in the throat.

Wanna go swimming?

No, we'll get spider balled.

by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 7, 2010

bro balling

The act of air humping in a male friends personal space to make him freak out. Usually done by two or more guys.

Dude, Ryan deserves a good Bro Balling.

by Yahn Upsydurhead January 1, 2016

tennis ball

someone who is roundly shaped like an egg. or very LARGE

that bitch built like a tennis ball

by SBDBJDDHDBFNDNDJ October 18, 2020

Men's Balls

Something that is revered by homosexual men world wide.

"I really love men's balls! Especially the balls of NFL running back Thomas Rawls."
- Nick Knox

by KisaTheStrippersVaginaSeattle January 30, 2023

Council of balls

Council of balls

an organization called council of balls where stinky people gather and act as furry, e-girls and kittens ( pls help half of them acting furries). and judge the people by their quality in that organization.( where’s equality here?)

by Floatingfish August 28, 2023

tepi ball

A 'tepi ball' is scored by throwing a tennis ball from the baseline of a tennis court through a basketball hoop placed at the other baseline on a tennis court (ie.a full court shot). Hitting a 'tepi ball' means gives one credit towards sleeping with tepi 9the nickname for my dear wife)

GM just score another tepi ball - you fool!

by GM September 10, 2003

wrangly balls

used to describe balls wrangling, also a common indicator that you have genital cancer

person 1: dude ur balls are wrangling
person 2: yeah dude, wrangly balls are an indicator of genital cancer, nice cock though.
you: bruh not again

by puturdikawaywaltuh August 25, 2022