Tom Tanner

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That Huge Tom Tanner From Shawbury Is At Spotters Corner Again, Look At All Them Rolls. Is It a Bakery? No, It's Tom Tanner

by 3333333333333sdf April 6, 2024

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A man who will fuck you in the ass if you don't suck him off

Luis: please Tom don't fuck me in the ass i will suck you off as much as you want just please dont

by JO3D3LP5 May 28, 2015

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tom is defo sus and likes cock up his ass hes like the new version of hitler with a better kd

joe: who is tom

ben: tom is the new hitler but hes gay

joe: whos joe

ben:joe MAMA
obama: come an take this L

*joe dies from cumming in toms ass*

by Localsnitch beater June 11, 2021

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Tom Argos

Someone who uses Runescape to lure girls into his Dungeon and get them there by asking if they wanna see his 'dung level'

I went to a lads house last night and he took me up the dung, he called it the Tom Argos

by adam g123 July 3, 2022

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What an twatbaghole! Loves himself more than anyone ever could, and no one could because he’s vile, boring, shit stirring, violent, manipulative thug!

“Oh hi Tom” “um who are you to talk to me I’m god (apparently)”

by Rmorgen February 5, 2024

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A.k.a., "Flip and Flap, the Clacket Brothers" (named after da sounds made by score-cards and rolling dice). A Jewish fraternal duo whose weekly call-in radio-show featured uproarious verbal exchanges with people wanting advice on how to better their play of da classic cards-and-dice game.

"Well, you've done it again --- you've wasted a perfectly good hour listening to us, Flip and Flap, the Clacket Brothers, otherwise known as Tom and Ray Magliyahtzee. Please take care, we'll see you here again next week, and remember --- don't roll like my brother!"
"And don't roll like MY brother!"

by QuacksO February 19, 2023

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