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Pussyinvestment ie. locking down a girl who will soon have a major glow up or you feel like she will so that when she does, you get a return on your investment (ROI)
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Pussyinvestment ie. locking down a girl who will soon have a major glow up or you feel like she will so that when she does, you get a return on your investment (ROI)
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Poontang “pheromones” are known to excite human males to a state of frenzied sexual arousal, this despite women who otherwise have a foul smelling vagina. The craving for human poontang is so strong; human males often find themselves gorging on a woman’s vagina for several minutes. Human female ejaculation directly affects the volume and consistency of Poontang greatly enhancing the experience of the person tasting it.
Poontang is considered an “acquired taste” that seems to get more desirable over time. Poontang is often enjoyed more in the 5th, 6th, and even 7th decades of life.
Poontang is sometimes referred to as “poon” for short. Some feel that poontang has a slightly “twangy” taste as opposed to a “tangy” taste.
Even animals have a voracious appetite for human poontang. Human females must take extra caution around randy unfixed male canines if the vagina is particularly exposed.
Poontang “pheromones” are known to excite human males to a state of frenzied sexual arousal, this despite women who otherwise have a foul smelling vagina. The craving for human poontang is so strong; human males often find themselves gorging on a woman’s vagina for several minutes. Human female ejaculation directly affects the volume and consistency of Poontang greatly enhancing the experience of the person tasting it.
Poontang is considered an “acquired taste” that seems to get more desirable over time. Poontang is often enjoyed more in the 5th, 6th, and even 7th decades of life.
Poontang is sometimes referred to as “poon” for short. Some feel that poontang has a slightly “twangy” taste as opposed to a “tangy” taste.
Man, I’ll tell you what, last night I was seriously in the mood for poontang. My wife’s pussy tasted like a chocolate eclair! She came all over my face and I licked every last drop from her big hairy pussy. That shit was delicious!!
by Malcom Hex March 30, 2021
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