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College Park High School 

Welcome to one of the only places where the richest kids act like the most ghetto. Where the “streets” is The Emerald Estates, the “crib” is a multi million dollar mansion, and “having nothing” is getting everything you want from your parents. You’ll find the most pretentious and unloyal women that most definitely vape. They have the mental capacity of a 6 year old, and cheat 24/7 for “mental health” (they wonder why they’re always “depressed”). Though some staff are great most don’t like you, and are borderline racist/ discriminatory unless you’re already their friend. The pep rally’s are boring and it’s like the cheerleaders are hyping up empty bleachers. Now for academics, here at CP we let the dumbest kids succeed with the lowest score u can get is a 51. If you are in the academy you are probably smart or borderline suicidal, if you are in the academy you are probably borderline suicidal, but if you aren’t in the academy then good luck getting a good teacher.

In conclusion: if you’re going to CP get out as soon as you can.
Random student 1: “did you hear about the kid who was stabbed in a shadow boxing match?”

Random student 2: “no where was it?”
Random student 1: “College Park High School”
Random student 2: “of course it was”
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funny dino goes roar
Jurassic park by Ralter!! May 24, 2023
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Kyle Stan <3 CRAIGE AND TWEEK <3 and some more
Me: guess what
Friend: what

Me:I WATCHED MORE SOUTH PARK AND THEY-
Friend: ~blocks cutely~

Trailer Park Diamonds 

Crack rocks you can buy at the trailer park.
You see Jimmy heading over to Crazy Eyed Donnies place? He must be picking up some Trailer Park Diamonds with all the twitchin.

Samuel Park 

Samuel park is a person that goes to my school and is a goofy ahh man bro.

He exist's.
Hey, look! Its Samuel Park! I heard his girlfriend doesn't exist.
Samuel Park by Oversans June 5, 2023

Max Park 

A person so fast at cubing that he is not even allowed to go to Mars.
Did you hear? Max park got a ******* 3.13!!!!!
OMG OMG! HOOOOOOWWW!

Trailer Park Jabba 

When you graduate from a mud hut to the last trailer on the left in Shady Acres. Sitting in a lawn chair with your butt hanging lower than the chair, and no one can understand what the fuck you're saying...like Dom DeLuise on a bender.
Don't mind him, that's just the Trailer Park Jabba trying to scratch a spot he can't reach.