Vance Pants 

The high-water trousers some low class, tasteless men wear, which ride up and expose his bare shins when he sits down. It’s a sure way not to get laid on a date.

I see you are rocking your Vance Pants for your big date tonight. Are you taking her to Denny’s or Kentucky Fried Chicken?

Vance Pants by LaughingAloud March 12, 2025

Transmission Pants 

Highly durable and resilient pants designed to withstand extreme stress and rugged conditions without blowing out. Must be rated to operate at hoop stress levels of 20% or more of SMYS (Specified Minimum Yield Strength), meaning these bad boys can stretch, bend, and flex under pressure without splitting open like the pants available at your local farm supply store.

"We had a pressure surge during the pipeline test, and everyone braced for a rupture--but my Transmission Pants just absorbed the stress, and the gauge needle bent instead. The on-site OSHA inspector just nodded approvingly."

Transmission Pants by CaffeinatedReaper March 14, 2025

fujita-pants 

An extremely wet and sloppy vagina caused by a woman's arousal to masculine energy. A condition causing a woman's crotch to become soggy and wet like a rice patty and smell like old homeless urine requiring a change of clothes and shower to correct. See also fujita - pants. Fujita pants, the preparation for a squirting wet rice patty vagina

The Nurse Doctor was such a horny slut. She touched my hand and squirted full Fujita!!. My ex-girlfriend has the same problem that's why she brings fujita-pants with her everywhere knowing that she is going to soak through her panties whenever she gets close to me.

fujita-pants by Dr.ChelseaMFujita June 24, 2025

Period Pants 

A pair of pants that production gives you to wear on the set of a major Hollywood blockbuster set in a certain time period. The actual time of the period piece is itself redundant, but not the pants.

"Production gave me period pants to wear today. I looked like a freaking pirate!"

Period Pants by CommanderGratton July 2, 2025

Cowboy pants 

When teh jeans are so soaked in cum they have a weird texture.

Hey my cowboy pants are are stiff as the socks under my bed.

Cowboy pants by Texas fuckboi October 2, 2025

Pillow Pants

A pussy internet troll. Someone who creates a fake account on social media to troll with. They post things they wouldn't dare say in real life feeling safe in their anonymity. A pillow pants could also use their real name but simply never use an actual picture in fear of real life consequences of their trolling.

Don't get bent out of shape over that pillow pants, he's just a pussy troll.

Pillow Pants by Bleearg February 22, 2026

Summer-Pants

A sex term for Ripping someone's sweaty pants to creampie them.

Founded because of the fact someone on a radio show didn't know if it was a sex term.

Yes, son, back in my day I Summer-Pants' a lot of women

Don't wear protection if you want to Summer-Pants her, bro

I Summer-Pants'd her, dad,and now I need money to buy plan B

Summer-Pants by Bokay_you March 4, 2026