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Jetway Jesus

When people fake the use of a wheelchair to get early boarding on a flight, but when the flight lands and they are miraculously able to walk off the plane on their own two feet, they've been "healed" by Jetway Jesus.
My flight yesterday had 10 people who needed wheelchairs to board and only two who needed wheelchairs to get off. Jetway Jesus must've been really busy on that flight!
by ahirebet July 23, 2024
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Pulled a Jesus

Getting someone a gift for your own birthday?
"Dude you're gonna love my gift for you"
"Isn't it your birthday?"
"I pulled a Jesus"
by themagnificentstarfish March 30, 2024
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Lutheran Jesus

It’s when you’re catholic friend with religious trauma finds random moments of blessings in everyday tasks.
Lutheran Jesus said I can’t come in the water right now. I don’t got to do anything!
by LandoFanF1 August 3, 2024
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Raccoon Jesus

Raccoon Jesus is a nickname for current Los Angeles Kings captain Anze Kopitar. The name is probably based off of Anze Kopitar’s eyebags.
You see that goal Raccoon Jesus just pulled off?

Hell yeah! That was sweet!
by NHLStromeBros December 18, 2023
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Black Jesus

Black Jesus is a nickname given to highly regarded as the greatest basketball player of all time Micheal Jordan
Bro we dont shit talk to Black Jesus cause if we do he will give us 60
by FadedIsCool January 28, 2023
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Jesus

Jesus Christ is the nicest being that you’ll ever meet in your life. He’ll change everything about you. He loves you like no one else does. So at least give him a chance. And please guys stop being disrespectful about Him
Jesus Saved me.
by Jesus’ daughter January 14, 2024
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