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NO Jack July

You can’t jack off during July. Good luck soldiers
Omg dude did you hear it’s “No Jack July” stay strong bro.
by lilyeeterboner69 December 2, 2019
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jack frosty

A "jack frosty" is a unique dildo. The dildo is made by the male urinating in a condom, preferably a magnum condom, then the condom is placed in the freezer until the urine freezes. The female then uses the frozen urine filled condom as a dildo.
Caleb: Yo man, how was that girl you took home last night?
Aidan: Yeah, it was great, but she wanted me to do a jack frosty.
Caleb: Oh, thats fucked up.
by Weed B Gon May 14, 2016
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Desk Jack

The act of masturbating at either your or a coworker's desk in your office. It is preferrable to have a witness but the honor system can also be used.
John: Man I'm feeling better now.
Ted: Oh did you Desk Jack?
John: Yeah but not at my desk...I was over at Lynn's Desk.
Ted: Did you use an assist?
John: Yeah. I used that picture of her on vacation at the beach as an assist.
Ted: Cool.
by TedHollister March 27, 2011
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Skinny Jacked

When you are skinny and small in size yet still remain to be full of muscle. You are skinny but at the same time very cut and ripped.
Dude did you see that Soccer player?

Yeah he was "skinny jacked".
by fabricatefrog June 17, 2012
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Jack fowler

Jack Fowler the king of fittys no one can beat him. (Guys plz accept it it’s just a funny joke 😂)
Jack Fowler’s cock is giant
Jack fowler is the king of fittys
by Hellooooodhdbejejsj June 30, 2019
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jack everett

a strong leader that sticks up for other people and he will always put others first. lovely eyes and hair. good at sports, he isn't arrogant. girls drop even when he is standing. he will fight to protect his friends and family
Jack Everett is a strong boy/man
by hi there, how are you? December 26, 2016
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Jack-Tard

A mix between a jackass and a retard. Mainly, it means someone who is really stupid and an asshole.
Man: Hey, queer, dig that hole!
Woman: No, stop being a jack-tard!
by pens0087 July 21, 2009
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