Donkey Water

The water left over in the pot after boiling hot dogs. Generally discarded, but sometimes consumed as a beverage over ice.

"Damn, I left the donkey water in the pot until it separated."

"Hey it's cool, just give it a quick microwave and stir, I'll drink that shit."

"No way, it's either fresh out the pot over ice or nothing. This donkey water is no longer fit for consumption."

"Dang, guess I gotta go kill myself."

"Bet."

Donkey Water by Kyle Swanzey July 11, 2024

Danked 

Getting exposed for harassing multiple online women.

Papa got danked the other day in the server

Danked by pjjjjjjjjjjjjj July 19, 2024

Donkey Poke 

When you poop on somebody’s face and it’s bloody

Jake got donkey poked by Jenna

Donkey Poke by Johnson dingleberry April 28, 2024

Donkey Shot

The wrong pronunciation of the novel "Don Quixote" by Miguel Cervantes.

Have you read "Donkey Shot"? Thats not right....

Donkey Shot by branting May 6, 2024

Donkey Launch 

The sexual act/assault of punching a Gilf (grandpa or grandma ) you are mounting up the ass in the back of their head, causing both their rectum to spasm and contract pleasurably around your member whilst simultaneously sending their dentures flying out of their facial orifice. See Donkey Punch

My Goth, Daefith, can yoof see wheh you sendth ma tehf??

Sorry, Ray, I must have Donkey Launch'ed them into space.

Donkey Launch by Vari the Vampire May 20, 2024

Donkey Eating Figs 

A term used to describe a unbelievably funny moment that would cause you to die from laughing.

Man 1: *tells a hilarious joke*
Man 2: HAHAHAHA Donkey Eating Figs bro
Man 1: *Fucking dies*

Donkey Eating Figs by Cryphippus December 27, 2024

Donkey Show 

Where Democrat politicians display their grasp of reality when interviewing aspirants.

The applicant wondered wether to wear her medals to the Donkey Show on Capitol Hill later that week or not.

Donkey Show by Maggie T February 20, 2025