clockblock

to distract others from being aware of the passing time in order to delay for a discreet motive

Bill: Alright man, I'm gonna run.
Steve: Hold on man, Jill and her hot friend Stacy are coming. Stacy is single and down!
Bill: Dude, I really gotta run.
Steve: Stacy is realllly hot. You should just chill.
Bill: Dude, stop clockblocking! I'm leaving!

by sawdo January 27, 2010

Clockvisible

The act of being a hidden camera built into a clock that is also hidden from the naked eye.

Scott didn't know he was being watched because the surveillance equipment was clockvisible.

by BikerTaco June 15, 2011

Clocktails

The drinks you have while you're still on the clock.

" I worked til 4 but my boss paid me til 6. Time for clocktails"

by Seitz October 19, 2013

clocked

clocked mean's you chopped/trash/beat someone.

guy 1: hey man did you see that race between the h2r motobike and the formula 1 car ?

guy 2: no man who won?
guy 1: the H2R clocked it bro.

by going around. September 25, 2018

loose clacker

easy women around town on a saturday night

"now then lads,lets get ourselves down club and pick up some loose clacker"

by Trickster5282 April 28, 2007

chicken chocking

to use your hand and tightly grasp and jerk back and forth a farm animals erection to use seamen as paint.

Farmer Dave loved to go chicken chocking and to get free white paint.

by the knowledge of stuff January 7, 2012

A Clockwork Orange

Arguably the most moronic book to ever masquerade as a masterpiece. The main problem is, of course, the completely pointless butchering of the English language. I mean really, if I wanted to read writing that garbled I would just read Shakespeare.

"...with his glazzies glazed and sort of burbling slovos like 'Aristotle wishy washy works outing cyclamen get forficulate smartish'."

by Nope4810 April 14, 2005