soaky pokey bum wank

Also known as: one crease, a finger through the tissue, a rear breach, backdoor assailant, pushing the button and backdoor delight.

A common practice by the straight man to massage and finger ones rear passage while stroking the baby cannon.

Those not partaking in such delights have known to bat for the other team and play WOW. AKA R.Dixon.

Ah yeah, last night I had a takeaway and a soaky pokey bum wank. Absolute treat.

by Ben Fender September 8, 2019

Hobo Chat Bum

Arroe the deadbeat has-been hobo that has tried, failed, and given up on real life and instead has decided to live out the remainder of his life in a chat room. Hobo chat bum Arroe usually log in chat 24 hours 7 days a week.

My tent was stolen and i'm so broke right now, i'm just going to give up and become a Hobo Chat Bum.

by CariadLuvsTomHardy November 5, 2025

Courtney big bum

Courtney is a girl who although has a good body but just doesn’t use it she’s so fridged and eats alott she really pretty but has no friends

Your fit

For example fit means Courtney’s really attractive in the sentence it would be used as

Boy: Courtney your fit

Courtney big bum : I know

by Olly dance May 2, 2021

Bum

It sorta means ”suck”

You bum!

by Mmhm, yes January 1, 2020

Bender bum

Bender(ing) or binging for days sometimes months consisting of puke, alcohol breath and cigarettes

“Holy f**k bro that was a wicked binge I just smell like rank bender bum

by Saskatchewanner🐕 May 22, 2024

Bum

a person who’s lazy sleeps in till 3 plays the game all night smoke all day

justin is such a bum

by asubconsciousthinker April 5, 2025

mike pickle bum

A Mike pickle bum is an extremely hard find. You should recognise one by his hairy chest and big doe eyes. A Mike pickle bum is very loving and caring and if you should find one, love him with all your heart because you won't find another. A Mike pickle bum loves to travel and explore the world. You should prepare yourself for adventure and potentially sleeping rough occasionally. A Mike pickle bum loves to be on the look out for treasure as well and will probably idolise Indiana Jones. However through all of his travels and stories he has to share, he adores snuggling up on sofas with a good film and a cat asleep on his lap. A Mike pickle bum will treat you so well and love you forever. He will make you giggle and cuddle you rotten. He will surprise you and treat you to surprisingly good lasagnas. A Mike pickle bum is the most special thing you will ever meet.

"I met a Mike pickle bum!" She whispered gleefully.
"No! That's wonderful!" Her friend exclaimed through gritted teeth, the deep shade of green envy flushing through her cheeks.

by Lady Fairy May 27, 2016