Flicking The Old Bean 

Exercising the “wit center” of one’s brain, through the use of spoken or written words, where the stated goal is to play with language, rather than to effectively communicate a specific idea itself.

Sometimes referred to as "Vocabulary Masturbation."

Chris and Jesse do a lot of flicking the old bean every Wednesday while drinking beer.

Flicking The Old Bean by jRiddle December 21, 2019

Satan’s Bean Bag

When you soak your scrotum in a mixture of jalapeño juice, Buffalo sauce, cayenne pepper, and red pepper flakes. The mixture will make your bean bag hotter then hell itself. Then you have someone climb on top and go for a ride. Thus burning their coochie or anus.

“Dang bro I soaked my balls in jalapeño juice and then this chick hopped on top and said her coochie was hotter than Satan’s Bean Bag”.

Satan’s Bean Bag by DadKum69 March 31, 2021

Beanbag 

Testicles

When you done playing with my choad move on up to my beanbag.

Beanbag by BenKerr October 17, 2003

bean pie 

possibly the most disgusting pie ever. sold generally by people who represent the nation of islam in urban settings (i.e. Detroit, Cleveland etc), mainly identified by black man in bow tie with a square white box

Nation of Islam walks up to John's car

Nation Of Islam rep -"osa llama lakum, would you like a bean pie my brother?"

John - "no thank you. sa lakum a salam"

bean pie by d_morton28 August 25, 2009

banshee 

A beautiful girl who routinely is too hard on her appearance, not realizing she's always the most gorgeous girl in the room. She uses banshee in a negative sense, unaware of its completely meaning.

Guy: "Hi. I love the way your hair looks!"
Girl: "Really? This mess? Oh, my gosh, I look like a banshee."
Guy: "I'm not sure that means what you think it means. Banshee is good!"

banshee by beautifulsg July 12, 2010

bean dipper 

White men, or any non-hispanic, who date hispanic women.

Daniel is such a bean dipper, he only sleeps with chola girls.

bean dipper by Allegra Sinclair June 13, 2007

Anthropomorphic Bean Cake 

The act of doing cake and flicking the bean. The anthropomorphic bit just makes it sound better.

Person 1: Where's my cake? And what are you doing with your bean?
Person 2: She pulled and Anthropomorphic Bean Cake. D:

Anthropomorphic Bean Cake by Random LSGer December 28, 2005