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Pokey chokey bum wank

To combine 2 sexual acts for one dose of heightened pleasure a pokey bum wank combined with self asphyxiation by the use of vigorously inserting ones finger in an out of one's own anus whilst furiously pleasuring ones own man truncheon with the other hand and at roughly a minute before the point of unbridled ecstasy lean forward on the pre attached belt (hung from the light fitting before the start of the act) choking one's self out and at the point of the act of cumming releasing the pressure on the belt giving you the pleasure of a good pokey and a good bit of asphyxiation admittedly it is a lot of effort but after a few goes it gets easier to set up ideally a spare bedroom is available so you can just leave the equipment ready and waiting not for the feint of hearted and not recommended to do without letting someone know what you have planned (maybe phone up one of your parents and ask if they could stay on the line to make sure release was in good time if a bit late they can phone the relevant emergency service)
I really enjoy a good pokey chokey bum wank but I love a bit of asphyxiation sex too if only there was a way I could enjoy both at the same time (idea form's) just maybe there is a way it might take some time and effort but just think of the pleasure maybe just maybe it might be worth a bit of experimentation to see what is the worst that can happen
(any attempt to do this is at one's own risk and no amount of expensive no cash up front lawyers can help to sue until a safety bracket can be set up maybe one for some entrepreneurs to try pitch to the dragons den)
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shitty bum

When someone has an accident in their underwear and you can smell it
by Lunaishere__ October 27, 2025
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bum fuck a nigga

Something that someone says while they are fried. Particularly white people say this. These people tend to act like retards as well
by Good jello August 6, 2014
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Bum Oven Omelete

Gently your male or female partner and have them lay on their back with their ankles at their ears. Crack two large eggs into their anus, and add any shredded cheese or chopped vegetables you prefer in your omelet.

Engage in aggressive, vigorous anal intercourse to effectively whisk the egg and mix the ingredients. Ejaculating into the anus is required to add a thickening agent to the omelet.

Add butter to a skillet and have your partner squat over it to expel the omelet mixture into the skillet. Cook over medium heat until the egg solidifies, fold, flip and enjoy!
I always season my bum oven omeletes with a little salt, pepper, and red pepper flakes for some extra flavor!
by Painful Truth February 10, 2022
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woman bum

A woman bum: is a chick who will sleep with you. For somewhere to sleep.
Woman bum: hey can i stay. ill let u sleep with me.

Guy: yea that's fine ....
Woman bum: Next day hey i got my daughter last night while u was sleeping.
1 month later guy: i got kicked out my house and got played by a woman bum....
by The wrong one T April 17, 2020
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Bum Rat

Someone who doesnt join the Discord vc
Oh man why is James being such a Bum Rat
by klwpolar April 23, 2021
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Bum ass

A person who has a buttcheek face, also gets no pussy, and is the biggest rager on planet earth. He is broke and hates stoners and wants to kill all drug users
That bum ass kid doesn’t do any drugs
by Bob Kidd February 14, 2020
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