Moon Meat

When you eat meat (Vegan meat) through out 8pm-3am

Jane: So Loona what did you eat for your midnight snack?

Loona: Oh I ate some Moon Meat

Jane: Oh......

by Racoon River June 18, 2021

meat curten

The lips of a females va jj .

Damn girl your meat curten is showen below your shorts.

by whipperwill April 21, 2014

Meat Smack

The process of using one's meat package (aka Penis) to slap someone.

Much like a "cock smack" the meat smack is a harder and more intense version that can result in a concussion or some sort of damage including but not limited to- breaking a nose, poking out an eye, knocking teeth out, bruising, as well as many others

Charlie meat smacked his wife in the face and knocked out her teeth.

by PsychoLogic1989 January 18, 2018

Meat Sweats

Meat sweats

When you wake up and there’s an imprint of yourself in sweat on your bed

ugh i woke up with some meat sweats Grayson Dolan

by Dolanspearl December 10, 2017

Meat Goatee

When someone is eating a pepperoni stick and the end nub hooks onto their lower lip creating a meat goatee.

You're meat goatee is coming in well

Are you going to finish that meat goatee

Girl: Whats that on your lip
Boy: You mean my meat goatee. Is it too gangster for you?

by ConfusedEater November 15, 2011

Meat Puzzle

Phrase used to describe depraved sexual conquests.

"Hey, dick, I just solved your mom's meat puzzle."

"My baby mamas got me trapped all up in this meat puzzle."

"Unh, girl, I like your meat puzzle.".

by MeatPuzzle December 31, 2012

Mystery meat

The rapper, the creator, the arteest.

ITS MYSTERY MEAT.

I went to Maryland this weekend to see dr Dre and mystery meat preform it was the best concert ever

by The Smarty farty 420 January 25, 2022