Carrot Tits

I stupidly pointy set of weapons. The kind of set that just looks too ridiculous to generate any form of sexual excitement. Even a baby would laugh at these hilariously daft looking swingers and would refuse to suck 'em.

Ste: 'ere Phil, did you manage to get anywhere wi' Wet Stacey last neet??

Phi: Yeah, managed to yank her boob tube down on't bus but she had a right 'orrid set of carrot tits!!

by muckyjohn October 8, 2012

Hauling Tits

Not hauling ass. To go in a slow or poky manner. Generally slow as fuck.

Where the fuck is Carl he left his house an hour ago? He must be Hauling Tits.

by wisefucker January 28, 2013

Tits on a Pig

An exclamation of shock, often done ironically, as most people would not be surprised to find multiple tits upon one pig.

He did it AGAIN! Tits on a pig.

by Echo3Bravo December 4, 2011

tit cicle

a popcicle made out of breast milk and whiskey (preferably JACK DANIELS).

My mom gives my baby brother a tit cicle before he goes to bed

by reverand raabi July 10, 2011

Flagging Tits

Flat, sagging tits that old women have. They flail around during sex. Hence, flail + sagging = flagging. Flagging tits.

Dude, the old bitch in Jackass 2.5 has some flagging tits.

by laundry room closet July 31, 2011

tits mcgoo

adjective; verb; noun

something that is either of the most extreme quality or quantity of either the good or bad.

These fish tacos are the tits mcgoo!

by DrizzyDrakeHender July 6, 2011

tit-butt

the condition created when a fat woman with large breasts wears a bra 2 sizes too small.

hey fatass! nice tit-butt!

by sick December 14, 2003