Meat bird

Fat chick.

"Fuckin' "meat bird" at the bar thought she was pretty damn hot, eh. I mean, she has a cute face but I'll bet she can't even wipe her own ass"

by WinlikeSheen July 29, 2011

Meat Goatee

When someone is eating a pepperoni stick and the end nub hooks onto their lower lip creating a meat goatee.

You're meat goatee is coming in well

Are you going to finish that meat goatee

Girl: Whats that on your lip
Boy: You mean my meat goatee. Is it too gangster for you?

by ConfusedEater November 15, 2011

MEAT IN THE MOUTH

WHEN A DICK IS IN YOUR MOUTH

Wow, I got meat in the mouth. Yum!

by yummyyummy69 November 20, 2018

Meat Zucchini

The act of stuffing uncooked meatloaf into the male’s urethra with a shish kebab skewer. Then ejaculating into a female’s vagina during tender lovemaking. Nine months later, the female will give birth to a fully cooked meat zucchini.

You know Brenda from Accounting? I gave her the ole’ meat zucchini last Wednesday.

by #idareyoutoeatit July 30, 2018

Keppel Meated

To cheat someone by making them pay too much money for something, to deceive someone.

My friend and I both ordered the same meat tray at the local butcher, his was twice the size, I was keppel meated!

by Sparksey85 January 21, 2023

Meat Canyon

A gaping bussy

Paul Jones has a meat canyon

by Okay okay I’m just May 13, 2022

sweet meat

Noun: a girl with a butt so nice that you want to eat it

Synonyms: dumper; wagon; unit cheeks
Antonyms: Taylor Swift
Places of interest: Skellig; Arden pool

“Look at that sweat meat…you could spot those cheeks from Fort Worth”
“If you tell me that sweet meat is real, I ain’t buying it”

by Anonymous2715848 May 30, 2022