Wet Money

Gifted money for a real estate closing, still
sweaty from the last person’s hand.

That buyer was so broke, good thing they got that wet money in time for closing.

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Drew Money

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The money commonly used usually when parents purchase crappy shit.

Parent: "I paid good money for that!"
Kid: "Your telling me you paid good money for this piece of shit t-shirt of a poop emoji dabbing?"

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G money is a secret codeword used by followers of thebreadbatch meaning they want to throw a crazy pizza party

Niall: do you know who G money is?

Mr mayweather: as you can see, we got pizza.

Random breadbatch follower: polaris bro

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'G money' is a secret code word used by followers of thebreadbatch indicating that a crazy pizza party is about to start

Niall: do you know who G money is?

Mr mayweather: as you can see, we got pizza.

Random breadbatch follower: polaris bro.

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The action ordering three Big Macs and a six piece chicky nuggy and Varaciously stuffing it into your sphincter

Yo bro I’m about to do some good butthole money sex later wanna join

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Cursed Ooze, that cums, from, Xi-...Mean, _Winnie the Pooh's,_ "Honeypot". MOSTLY everyone, seems to be Compie, for it.

Can people _STOP BEING,_ so COMPIE, for Winnie the Pooh's Honey Money, for like, one moment?!"

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