Monster Energy

Big man in a can. Drank by 12 year olds who would like to brag to their friends by drinking alcohol but can't get served anywhere and can't get there hands on it any other way and so use Monster Energy as a substitute because it reads "no recommended for children on the can". They hang around and are considered the cool kid because they've got a can of Monster Energy. They brag when they even get served a Monster because in the UK you have to be over 16 by store policy (not law). These kids walk into newsagents who literally couldn't give a toss and "get served" and get seen as the cool kid. They wave it around and all the girls will be fighting over you for sure *wink wink*! Grown adults find this incredible cringeworthy and when the kids grow up they feel incredibly embarrassed about it.

Kid 1: YOU'LL NEVER A GIRLFRIEND!
Kid 2: OH SHUT YOUR MOUTH I'VE GOT MORE CHANGE THAN YOU! I GOT SERVED A MONSTER ENERGY AT THAT NEWSAGENTS THE OTHER DAY THAT SO INCREASES MY CHANCES OF GETTING ONE! THEY'LL ALL WANT ME! I SO OBVIOUSLY LOOK 16.
Kid 1 (Jealous): OH YEAH RIGHT COURSE DID! I COULD GET SERVED A MONSTER ENERGY AT EVERY NEWSAGENT UNLIKE YOU! I LOOK WAY OVER 16!
Kid 2: SHUT UP! NO MONSTER NO GIRLFRIEND SIMPLE AS THAT! YOUR JUST A KID!
Grown Adult (in the background): What utter babies they are!

by LordJenal May 20, 2022

Monstercool256

The owner of the sec shack in "your mom is a whore" is known for his gay remarks and very, very fat-looking ass. You can always seem to catch him hanging out with little boys and listening to mario music while talking about his ghost stories. He's also been charged with sexual assault on Sac0watch and wessimessiboy and claims he mistook them for little children.

That negro Monstercool256 is trying to black market his left testicle on eBay.

by TheDarkestChild256 July 23, 2022

Monster School

1 - A series about Minecraft mobs going to school. It was good in 2012 - 2015 but after that it became filled with NSFW, old trends, and cringeworthy humor.

2 - A TV show, web series, or YouTube channel that used to be good when it started but became cringe later on.

Me: Do you watch Monster School?
7 year old: Yea I like the part where Baldi appears
Me: Go away

Me: Remember when FGTeeV?
Guy: Yep. He's a Monster School now.

by BorritoGuy July 24, 2022

Monster

You are a monster by default but you make yourself worse by trying to imitate the creature.

Hym "You're a monster but you will never be the creature."

by Hym Iam July 24, 2022

Mentertaining

When I man feels he is more entertained watching a sport like football with women

It's mentertaining watching these women playing a football game

by Mr Townz July 27, 2022

Mongerwar

Misspelt for warmonger

Mongerwars no aloud , we only wants piece

by Funnyjoe August 7, 2022

Moiter

To commit murder whilst loitering.

There was a man standing by the corner, menacingly. A few moments later, the woman standing next to him was dead. She had been moitered.

by Kindrik August 22, 2022