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Money

A rectangular piece of paper/plastic or a scrap of metal that you can trade for pretty much anything; Food, shelter, water. warmth, happiness, laughter, wires, boxes, ropes, chains, knives, paper, plastic, metal, and even an animal. In fact, money is more than a rectangular piece of paper/plastic or a scrap of metal. It is essential to human life. It is hated. It is loved. But, most importantly, it is a way for all humans to connect. That circular piece of metal, hidden away, discarded in your pocket has touched so many other grubby human fingers. Fingers which have touched so many grubby human things. Things which have been touched by other grubby human fingers. So, in a way, that penny, cent, doubloon is something that all humans can share, even dead ones.
Money, money, money. Must be funny...
by JamYourEyes December 25, 2023
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money

something that people complain about not having enough, yet still spending freely every 5 seconds
My friend complained about not having enough money, and then proceeded to buy more money... WAIT WHAT
by omega3fattyacids December 30, 2023
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money

a scam created by the government to kill us all
John: Want free money???
Sam: KYS
by the only kys in 1 January 10, 2024
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Money Quote(Penny)

If you can master the Penny, You can master the dollar
Yo bro, what's that on quote
The Money quote(penny)
Yea
If you can master the penny, you can master the dollar
by Ms.Teehee January 23, 2024
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money shift

When you shift gears too aggressively and something breaks , usually costing thousands of dollars.
Damn i money shift-ed my new supra
by the avrg neo-nazi January 28, 2024
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Money Grimer

1. A person that is generally all about the money; they don't care about the concept of wrong or right

2. An individual that is snobby about the cash flow or generally uses you for the money, as soon as they can't get money from you they are rendered useless

3. A bitch male or female that issues you a purpose to make you feel like you owe them something; whether or not you have paid them or not they might dwell on you either way
4. A Cock sucker that only comes around if you got them digits, if someone else has more cash you are a dweeb and you might see them again..
Money Grimming ass bitch that will only show love upon the cash, prostitute like mentality they be confirmed a Money Grimer
by HaloTheHalo February 2, 2024
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Money Grimer

1. A person that is generally all about the money; they don't care about the concept of wrong or right

2. An individual that is snobby about the cash flow or generally uses you for the money, as soon as they can't get money from you they are rendered useless

3. A bitch male or female that issues you a purpose to make you feel like you owe them something; whether or not you have paid them or not they might dwell on you either way
4. A Cock sucker that only comes around if you got them digits, if someone else has more cash you are a dweeb and you might see them again..
Money Grimming ass bitch that will only show love upon the cash, prostitute like mentality they be confirmed a Money Grimer
by HaloTheHalo February 2, 2024
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