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Kentucky Seesaw

A male participant wears a strap-on in reverse, and while performing intercourse with a willing female, simultaneously reverse fucks a second female by thrusting forward and backwards to pleasure both chicks. This technique can be modified by randomly turning 180° as to not give fake cock to just one.
Damn, last night was wild! Alicia and Allison were totally down for a three way with me! I threw on the rubber fucking rig and ran the old Kentucky Seesaw on them both til the were weak in the knees! Whew, what a night!
by The Seesaw Master May 15, 2025
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Kentucky sober

When a person drinks but does not use drugs.

The opposite of "California sober."
I went to the rave this weekend, and the guy I was making out with asked me if I was just drinking tonight. I could tell he was about to offer me cocaine or something, so I let him know I'm Kentucky sober.
by zpak May 26, 2025
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Kentucky Flute Destroyer

Biting down so hard on a dude’s dingaling that’s it leaves holes, then blowing into his urethra to play music.
My cousin gave me a Kentucky flute destroyer last night and there’s still holes
by aoitodo08373 June 4, 2025
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Kentucky Flute Destroyer

When one male puts pancake mix, breadcrumbs, and boiling fryer oil on another man’s penis then proceeds to suck it off.
I can’t do anything tonight, my jhonson is still healing from the Kentucky Flute Destroyer David gave me last night.
by TheOneMan4327 June 4, 2025
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Kentucky Fog Machine

The act of placing a blunt in a woman's asshole and breathing in when she farts.
That Kentucky fog machine is the highest and turned on I've ever been in my life
by CultleaderDucky July 5, 2025
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Kentucky Nurse Bang

The act of looking in a mirror, firing a fake gun with your hand and blowing off the imaginary smoke from the barrel. Then looking into the mirror and silently mouthing "bad ass bitch" to your reflection.
The Kentucky Nurse Bang is a common self-assurance technique used by nurses at the beginning of their shift to help them face the challenges of the day ahead. Originated by a Kentucky expatriate. Its use has spread to the midwestern states. There have been reported cases where this can induce arousal in some bald men.
by Wordsiah July 11, 2025
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Kentucky Nurse Blow

The act of looking in the mirror, winking, and blowing imaginary smoke off of your fingertip. Often followed by silently mouth a phrase like “bad ass” or “I’m fucking hot” into the mirror. For maximum effect, this is best performed while wearing a Tshirt and underwear. If performed correctly, it is capable of causing erections lasting longer than four hours in bald men.
She woke up, looked at her reflection in the mirror and did the Kentucky Nurse Blow. At that very moment, a man in Illinois bumped his penis on the corner of his desk due to a sudden erection.
by Wordsiah July 13, 2025
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