Salvation sans Jesus

When someone confesses that Jesus Christ is their Lord and Savior and that God raised Him from the dead is the first step to avoid spending their afterlife on earth in hell—whose sins are forgiven through the cleansing blood of Jesus on the cross.

It’s politically incorrect to lovingly share the “Good News” to nonbelievers that there’s no other way to heaven except through Jesus—the ”Salvation sans Jesus” message that religious leaders from other faiths find insensitive or offensive, but nevertheless true, if they unbiasedly study the Bible.

Salvation sans Jesus by MathPlus November 11, 2018

emo jesus 

An Emo boy that,while still be a whiney self concious Emo kid,acts like he's the best Emo boy that ever existed,and lectures other Emo kids on things like veganism and enviromentalism,in turn gaining ALOT of attention and respect in the Emo community.

My ex. boyfriend : "blah,blah,blah,vegans can't do this,blah blah blah,gay rights,blah,blah,the right way to make a vegan taco is blah,blah,blah..."

Me: "ZOMFG Damien your such an emo jesus,wanna makeout?"

emo jesus by EMO Adrianna November 21, 2007

Personal Jesus 

A slightly lanky, bearded man wearing robes and silly sandals that you keep nailed to two perpendicular planks of timber (forming a 'T' shape) in your backyard.

Cops: "Excuse me sir, who is that destitute man you have unlawfully restrained in your backyard??"

You: "oh dude, its just my own Personal Jesus"

Cops: "Sorry to have bothered you sir"

Personal Jesus by God Johnson May 29, 2010

The Jesus of Dating 

Someone who is so good at dating (Getting hot chicks with no competition, while their friends fool themselves into going after the ugly chicks) they are like Jesus, only in the context of dating. For more information on The Jesus of Dating, see: Rasalom

Wow, look at that guy getting all of those hot girls! He is surely The Jesus of Dating.

The Jesus of Dating by Kelset January 20, 2008

gentle jesus 

when a man inserts a very skinny penis into a fat woman's cunt. she must be sleeping during the process.

i gave that bitch the gentle jesus last night. she must have liked it because she didnt wake up.

gentle jesus by gentle jesus giver. April 3, 2009

sweet italian fucking jesus! 

An exclamation of shock/surprise.

You have your hair cut, coloured and styled in a top salon by a man wearing more make-up than you. He tells you the cost of your new barnet - you gasp, then mutter "'sweet italian fucking jesus!' I won't be coming back here again"

sweet italian fucking jesus! by Laura Wilson November 24, 2005

a jesus 

a guy with long hair

Drill sergeant: "Look, boys, we got a Jesus here! Get his ass in that barber chair!"

a jesus by tcagle October 29, 2007