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chris cannie

All around god who fucks niggers to stay fit!
by ScripZero December 7, 2016
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chris pratt syndrome

A phenomenon in which an individual is commonly and repeatedly seen in media. People such as actors, VA's, and music artists can fall under this category. Alternative names include Dwayne Johnson syndrome and John Cena syndrome.
Guy 1: yo that Micheal Kovach guy is in every indie animation
Guy 2: yeah he's got total Chris Pratt syndrome
by splintthefirst January 5, 2024
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chris

Fake ass bitch that don't know how to treat people right and ugly asf. Chris is such a dumbass.
OMG! Did you just see what Chris did. He is such a dumbass. He is so fake to people.
by Snow Bunny ()() <3 June 16, 2018
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Chris

Christen is a good looking person noticed as the bitch taker and will take your bitch and you’ll never notice
by Christenalations November 21, 2021
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Chris

Chris is the type of guy to marry a girl named leah and to take a bullet for some one and laugh about it chris is the type of guy that can be the best person but sometimes he sits on his ass and plays video games and chris the type of guy of to beat anyones ass and maybe become bffs with them chris the type of guy to stand up to anyone and will awlays put himself last and be the bes person that will have the best buddies and flip bitches off chris the type of guy to follow his dreams and never give up chris is the type of guy to get framed for shit chris is the type of guy to be called fat stupid retard and dosent care chris is the type of guy to only cry ethier if random citzens die or gets hurt chris is the type of guy to die with honor chris is the type of guy to hide his musels unitl he needs to show am chris is the type of guy to play the gutiar ledgenday chris is the type of guy to become a brickwall or aka a westitler chris is the type of guy to get mad if someone messes with him or his family chris the type of guy pretending that hes making a youtube video chris the type of guy to beat anyone in a video game match chris is the type of guy to say purpule for the whole day day chris is the type of guy to fall aslseep in class chris is the type of guy to have a kickass birthday party and you will get lucky if u get invited chris the type of guy to not have seen the movie but noes every single part of the movie and tells people hes seen it
chris is the type of guy to get all the girls and sometimes be lazy has f but most of the time be a badass
by Cheezitzfreak July 19, 2016
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Chris

Used to describe pussy bitchboys who lack common sense. Chrises are typically tall, and slightly gay. If you meet one, make sure to not get on his bad side, as they have very odd ways of getting revenge. Despite this, Chrises are great friends, and ones you'd want to keep.
"Hey Mitch, you know Chris?"

"Yeah, why?"

"He really needs to grow a fucking spine and learn basic common sense. He's an idiot and people walk all over him."

"Well he's still a good friend..."

"Yeah, you're right."
by rinxshiemi October 22, 2018
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Chris Cornell

Chris Cornell is the sexiest man alive. Except he died May 18 (17th because he was found early hours on the morning of May 18th, and I mean early hours, implying that he actually died late at night on May 17th. Which makes since if you use this thing called logic. But anyways, the only reason it says may 18th when you look it up is because that's what the date was when he was found. Which is the date that was put on his death certificate. But none of that matters to me anyways because I don't believe he is actually dead so.) 2017. So now he is the sexiest man dead. Which is a weird sentence, but its true!
Chris Cornell is my favorite artist ever and I would do anything in this world to bring him back and meet him.
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