Bird

A spy camera disguised as a living creature by the government. Some believe that birds are in fact real animals, but these people have either been brainwashed by the government or are just stupid.

Tim-"I saw a really cute bird today."
Uncle Howard-"Sure you did."

by hkvbJVWlEV March 1, 2019

Bird

In Infinite Jest, heroin. Possibly also from Charlie Parker (nicknamed “Bird”) or a slant of heron, aave of heroin.

Shooting the bird.
Kicking the bird.

by Hank Hoagland March 3, 2019

Bird

A bird is an uneducated person with no ethics, no respect and they have no rank at all! They blame beautiful souls of wrong doing, when they themselves are the problem.

These are all faulken birds; We are going to bulid a birds nest tonight!
How does it feel to be a bird tonight!- Lady Soldier
We dont fuck with birds! -Conley

by Lady Soldier AKA Mrs. Conley March 5, 2019

Bird Brunch

The birds eating the litter on the floor after break time finishes at school.

Everytime i stare at the window, i always see pigeons picking at the litter on the floor and flying away with food, it's as if it's a Bird Brunch.

by LeilaSP March 8, 2019

Julie bird

When you cum in a girls mouth and hit her in the head so cum comes out her nose (angry dragon) but she vomits afterwards.

"I julie birded my gf last night" -shmoof flip

"You what?" -Berf lemoop

"I came in her mouth, smacked her head so it came out her nose and later she vomited." -Shmiff floop

"Nice." -Berf lemoop

by Peachfuz Lamberskin III April 20, 2019

Bird

Many people think birds are animals but they’re just robots that spy on us.

Person “look at that cute bird”
Smart Person “shut up the government is watching”

by K..Karen where are the kids? April 22, 2019

big bird

he is a childrens chareter from seseme street also he lures childeren to become his slaves and hide from police.

person 1"see that child disapear"
big bird"nooooo"

by 127594623741 April 30, 2019