no u.

since the beggining of time, before the dinasours, creatures have looked for the most spectacular comeback to end all known

anti-logical statements roasts, and no one ever found a better dark horrifying comeback than no u.

Larry: ur mom gay.
Jim: no u.
Larry: *runs to swedish and changes his identity*

by iloveshrek2 June 8, 2018

No U

A comeback in case of the worst of the worst insults

Jeff: Tyrone stop leaving the kids
Tyrone: STFU ur mom gay lol
Jeff: No u
Tyrone: has a aneurysm and gets raped by 20 black Colonel Sanders
Sanders: Butthole Licking Good

by FascistPup May 7, 2018

Michigan U-Turn

The act of having sexual intercourse with your partner (particularly a male), and you shit on their chest and make a U shaped design on their chest and turn around and leave the house.

Sean S: My boyfriend just gave me a Michigan U-turn last night. I was extremely distraught

Joseph M(Stands for McCrispy(with a large sprite)): Did you give him the Michigan Mcchicken?

Sean S: Not last night, But I have before.

Joseph M: Cool beans nigga!

by kaji2k March 1, 2025

no u

fuck off

Joe:hi
Person: no u
Joe: "dies"

by da real no u April 22, 2019

u

you

"hey u, yeah u"

by Sossololpipi November 28, 2020

u fünf gay

Good one! Makes the oponent wonder what he/she/it/that has missed. ;)

ur mom gay
ur granny tranny
ur das lesbian
U FÜNF GAY

by Jaboi benim April 28, 2018

no u

to absolutely destroy your enemy when shots are fired. and to respond to any diss. ore to end someone's career and life.

friend: your mom gay you dad lesbian your granny tranny your sister mister your brother mother
you: no u
friend: fuck you
you: NO U
friend: dies

by foking savage March 24, 2018