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The Traffic Jam 

The act in which several men try to insert thier penis' into one womans anus. There may be as many penis' as can be rammed up there, however is blood occurs that might be enough...
Friends may be involved but this may be wierd...
"dude that girl had a massive Traffic Jam last night... i heard there was 8!"

or

"The Traffic Jam i was in last night was epic!"
The Traffic Jam by ranfky March 3, 2010
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The last jedi 

A Star Wars legends book, not that shitty movie
John: I like the last Jedi
Jack: WHAT!?
John: the book you idiot not the movie
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The "Billie Joe Strong-Arm" 

A euphemism for masturbation. A play on the name of punk rocker Billie Joe Armstrong, singer for Green Day whose song "Longview" was partially based on the subject.Also for his habit of polishing the family jewels for his fans at concerts.
I'm gonna go home, grab my dirty mags and do the "Billie Joe Strong-arm" for awhile.

the peppercorn jizzhorn

During the act of fallacio when one commences to jizz in a girls mouth knowing she does not willingly swallow; and then proceeding to throw pepper in a girls face to make her sneeze-out the result of ones climax.
What's the nastiest shit you pulled with that ho?

Response: she doesn't swallow so I pulled the peppercorn jizzhorn

Donkey-punch, strawberry shortcake, cleaveland steamer, dirty sanchez,the pirate,houdini

The Sputtering Johnson 

A close relative to the Clevand Steamer and Hot Carl. It is when you shit diahrrea all over a bitches chest.
In an effort to be as disrespectful as possible when preforming The Sputtering Johnson on a bitch... she must drive you to Taco Bell, pay for your tacos, and let you eat them all on the way home.. knowing full well the end result of this trip will be her convered in diahrrea..

The Indiana Jones 

When the male keeps a large dildo under the sheets during intercourse and while his penis is in the woman's vagina, he swaps the two without her noticing.
Yo dude, I pulled off The Indiana Jones last night. She didn't even notice but she screamed a little louder.

the name Jersey 

The best female human being you will posibly ever meet.
The name Jersey is a pleasant name.