one cheek sneak

An attempt to pass wind without making noise when in a seated position by leaning to one side while tensing one butt-cheek.

I had to fart in court so I busted the one cheek sneak.

by hoot rider January 5, 2010

one-way talker

A person who talks AT you. A self-obsessed individual who lacks interest in anything someone else has to say.
(A key sign that you are talking to a one-way talker is when they start using names of people you clearly wouldn't know as if you did. Example: One Way Talker says "I was at work and Nancy was like..." and you sit there thinking "Who the fuck is Nancy?")

I was at this party last night and I met this lady who I was really into but then I realized she was a one-way talker so I just wound up getting really bored.

by Josh and Ben November 11, 2006

number one male

Police code for Black male.

all units be on the lookout (BOLO) for a Ford Bronco being driven by a number one male down the 405. number two male would be White. number three would be Hispanic. beyond that they would just use the name of the race on the airwaves.

by The Amalamps April 18, 2014

out of ones tree

To be extremely drunk or inebriated.

I was out of my tree last night!
<name> is out of his fucking tree!

by ^MisterJingo^ December 18, 2003

gather one's thoughts

To engage in the taking of illegal substances in the lavatories of public bars, clubs, town halls etc.

Often said in response to nosey friends or well-wishers who don't necessarily know that you do blow on occasion.

Man: Where are you off to, another man?
Another man: One must retire momentarily to gather one's thoughts.

by Tama Boyle February 3, 2007

the pink one in the corner

Climbing route even Alex Handhold can't climb

I couldn't climb the pink one in the corner

by es jonne September 12, 2020

Three-One-Ho

Also written as 3-1-Ho. A slut and/or whore who lives (or pretends to live) in the "310" area code of Los Angeles. These are usually middle to upperclass skanks who frequent dance clubs, hipster joints, and upscale hotel lounges. Wardrobe is usually ultra-mini skirts, over-priced denim jeans, and/or "fuck-me" pumps. They can be identified by a desperate need for attention, lack of self-esteem and obvious signs of plastic surgery. They may seem snooty and stuck-up at first, but after a drink or two, they'll sleep with anyone at any time for any reason.

After just one drink, Tammy brought this dude back to her condo and they screwed all night. That's the 3rd guy this week! She's such a Three-One-Ho!

by UrFatLiana August 9, 2010