Happy David

When you get angry at your friends in a game so you remove them from your friends list and stop talking to them.

Person One: If you kill me one more time I'm gonna pull a Happy David.
Person Two: I don't care.
Person Two: Bro why did you block me

by Muscular Sigma June 30, 2025

David

A person who is tall and is rude to everyone

That guy is such an asshole

Yeah his name is "David"

by ThatOneCommunistpig November 1, 2021

David Fouts

The most perfect man

Have you seen David Fouts? Not an imperfection in sight.

by Balls2walls78 March 14, 2024

David

Some David's are cool, while others are assholes

Hey are you a David?
A good David or an asshole David?

by Eric Mendozo December 15, 2021

David

Biggest dick in the entire world rate 10/10 very loving and loves fat cock.supports friends and would suck them whenever they feel down in the feels.very caring

David loves cock in his mouth

by Chinglingling May 21, 2022

Do a David

Posing yourself like a sculpture in museum

John do a David, I will post in on my insta.

by ievapo November 27, 2019

David

David's a pretty tall dude. A skater at heart. At peace with everyone and everything. Universally beloved yet humble. Just a friendly wandering tree.

David: *appears*

Everyone: if it ain't my favorite cunt

by sassysassman November 21, 2021