Making Jesus cry

To masturbate
Comes from Christian parents telling their kids “Every time you masturbate, Jesus cries”
Jesus is interchangeable with Hod in this context
An example of “making Jesus cry
Friend 1:Did you get laid last night?
Friend 2: No, I was so horny I had to make Jesus cry
Friend 1: Gross, tmi
by Comic Sanders May 31, 2019
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Common American phrase dating back to the late nineteen-hundreds. Very classy but also popular thing to say. Critically dubbed "meta-nationalist". Can be adapted to other countries.
You: Doesn't look like there's anything going on here today; the library's empty.

Alex: What? That does not make American sense. The calendar said today was supposed to be the Club Meet.
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Make Friends

Billy: "I like to make friends."
Teacher:"wrong"
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Then make me

When someone is telling you to stop, but you refuse and challenge them into stopping you; most likely fighting
A: bro can you stop screaming in the bus for no reason
B: then Make me
A: bruh...
by Mr.fort October 29, 2022
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Making A Menace

Kip: Grandpa hurry up in there you have been in the bathroom for over an hour
Grandpa: I'm making a menace
Kip: Okay I did not need to know that
Grandpa: I'm just saying
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Making banana bread

When someone is being retarded and making every bad decision they can think of
I don’t know what to tell you she’s just been making banana bread
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