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jesusing

The act of building something (most commonly) furniture or carpentry without the use of power tools.
Guy 1: Damn my hands hurt!

Guy 2: Why?

Guy 1: Cause I have been jesusing this desk all day!
by metriodz March 13, 2011
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jesus loves me more than he loves you

Song written by Brendon Urie during a random stream somewhere around 2016, however this song is never officially released under the name of Panic! At The Disco.
Fan during the livestream: 'What are you talking about?'
Brendon: 'What are we talking about? We're writing a song called Jesus loves me more than he loves you' *starts singing the song*
by xxMVG_Fan8xx April 30, 2021
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Jesusing

a sexual act which requires 4 seperate parties (usually consensual) including 1 well endowed male and 4 females (hot) where the man lies on his back as if on a crucifix, while the 4 females are positioned on: Finger of right hand, finger of left hand, face and penis.
Apparently last night Huw got 4 girls drunk and endulged in a session of Jesusing with them . . . What a legend!!!
by Bodger and Badger (pjm, 139) February 26, 2010
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Jesusing

When a male and a female engage in intercourse and the man pulls out of her butthole and exclaims "I wash my hands of this !" He then un sheaths his long sword and cuts a two inch hole in her side. He then cums vigorously onto her internal organs
me and Becky were Jesusing so hard last night she had to go get her lungs stitched!
by WhiteGuyWithABBC January 21, 2015
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Jesused

Slang: Past tense of the verb "to Jesus" which means to do something perfectly.
Yes! I got a 97% on my term paper. I completely Jesused my conclusion.
by lordacro April 25, 2006
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Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus

I thing that I scream a lot even know I’m a atheist.
Me:”FUCK ME IN THE ASS BECAUSE I LOVE JESUS”
Friends:*laugh*
by HeyItsR13 September 4, 2018
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