David

david is so cool he litarly is like the best like he is so funny he has such cool eyes and he is so good at sports and whenever he tries doing something he is instantly good at it. He has the best smile and is so cool.

David Cool

by I love apple pay January 27, 2022

The David Problem

A situation that arises during software development in which one developers build works perfectly (we call this the David build) whilst all other builds are completely fucked.

Dev 1: "Oh man, why isn't this building!!"
Dev 2: "What do you mean? It's building fine for me and we are running the same version.. ?"
Dev 1: "Why must you constantly create the David Problem..."

by Miss David January 27, 2022

cashew, david

a really cool dude who deserves so much more than the world actually gave him.

you’re so cashew, david.

by shawmariemal February 2, 2022

cashew, david

a really cool dude who deserves so much more than the world actually gave him.

you’re so cashew, david.

by shawmariemal February 2, 2022

David

A woman disguising as a man. Typically going under the alias David.

Dude I didn’t know David was a woman

by The Penishole eat a duck hole February 5, 2022

David

david lacks a sense of humor and is shorter than Cindy.

OMG David is shorter than Cindy by 100 mm!

by tallerthandavid February 6, 2022

andrew david william librizzi

Andrew uses his charm to fuck guys and eat big black pretzels with ketchup on them. Hes extremely racist but he fucks colored people. He co found the Ku Klux Klan in 1865 and founded lgbtq rights... he is definitely going to hell.

Damn that nigga is a andrew david william librizzi! Why does he fuck so many guys!!

by Old mcdonald 69 February 8, 2022