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Chris

Chris is de knapste en slimste persoon die je ooit hebt ontmoet. Je kan hem maar beter bevriend houden, want met hem in jouw leven heb je enkel nog geluk! Vergeet Chris niet soms even te knuffelen, daardoor laad zijn energie op en kan hou jou weer geluk bieden. Een Chris in je leven is net zoals tandpasta, je kan niet zonder!
Jongen 1: "Ik heb net met Chris geknuffeld"
Jongen 2: "Dan heb je veel geluk!"
by JasperUitBrabant November 21, 2021
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Chris fixed

"Chris fixed" is something that was fixed or repaired cheaply with common handtools at home.
Ah! so you Chris fixed your car
by kwentschair October 28, 2019
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Chris

Fat fucking pig, no bitches, only guys. Eats way to much mcdonalds.
Oh hey Chris, are you playing ping pong again you fat fuck, stop eating for once.
by olch May 30, 2022
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Chris

1. Lame-o - Chris, simply put, is a term used to call someone a Lame-o. When you call someone Chris, let it be known that you are calling them the lamest Lame-o ever to be lame.

2. Lame - Chris can also be used as an adjective when describing how lame a person or thing is.
1. Hi Chris = Wuddup Lame-o
2. I’m Chris = I’m lame
by Yoloswaggerlicious March 18, 2025
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Dirty Chris

Is a sexual act when a woman gets butt naked for a hot guy she just met and sits on his big dick. But then realizes she cant take it all so she tries jumping off only to sit back on it.
Beth pulled a Dirty Chris on a hit guy she met ant the bar. It was the best sex she ever had.
by UrTonguesHangingOut December 14, 2023
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The ! Chris Method

When a Group Buy lacks of funds you use The ! Chris Method to help the Group Buy raise funds for the song that is currently being group bought.

Although it is similar to the Famous Shas Method this one is different. As in this ! Chris claims to be an insider but puts out false information to a community.
“Yo! That dude says Carti is dropping with Lil Uzi Vert.”
“No, bro hes just using The ! Chris Method
“Ohhhhhh, I get it now he’s just a fake insider”
by CartiHubDictionary October 5, 2023
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Chris

A total fag he is worst than harley motorcycle riders
Guy 1 oh there is chris fuck
Guy 2 FAG ALERT FAG ALERT
by The Irin Man February 23, 2019
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