When you tie your relative’s hands and feet together and then shove uncooked noodles into their rectal cavity, then proceed to remove it and eat it as she is giving you a blowjob.
Kaleb: Bro I had an Alabama Tucker-Noodle with my sister last night!
Quandale: No way dude so did I!
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A middle to upper class male who will usually work in the finance industry. You will see him on a roof top bar in summer with rolled up chino’s, boat shoes or desert boots and a pair of Ray Ban club masters or aviators. He will be seen with cocaine residue on his nostrils clasping a bottle of champagne and speaking at extreme volumes about how his dad has just lent him his boat for the summer. He will often approach women in the same way he does his job. To top it all off, his baby pink shirt will be “half tucked”, loose at the back and tucked in the front, sporting his Aspinall belt.
I just sold that “half tucker” a bag for double what I paid for it.
I would go on a second date but I think he’s a bit of a “half tucker”.
I would go on a second date but I think he’s a bit of a “half tucker”.
by The no tuck prince June 30, 2022
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1. Damn bro, I gotta get home ASAP! Needa dump this quad turkey. 2. Brooo I gotta shit so bad! Think this one’s a quad turkey!
by Quad Turkey August 31, 2022
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I had to pee during that marathon but didn't want to lose any time, so I turned around and pulled a lil' hanging turkey.
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Get the Jizz Turkey mug.Usually a boat crazed redneck that’s typically built like a billy goat. Normally find one in the blue collar industry with using the phrase come on “baaaaaaaack”
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