I thought Texas was supposed to be hot

(from folklore)
when someone is glowing brighter than the sun, the sun in this galaxy gets jealous and turns off. the world remains lit by the new star's glorious rays. the only place there is detectable change is in Texas, where the temperature drops dramatically. and so everyone's all 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' as in 'a new, brighter, more powerful star has been born.'

damn juul pod, you see that shot of Mel @ her new PAYING job?? I thought Texas was supposed to be hot

by whatsawatermelon4 December 7, 2018

Taste of Texas

A sex act in which you order a pound of steak, cut it into small pieces and put it in the girls vagina. After you have done so you proceed to eat all of it out.

I was so hungry last night that I did the Taste of Texas.

by Slim Tim Jim January 22, 2019

The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.

The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.

The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.

by plssn April 11, 2020

Doing a Texas

slam your car onto the pit entry attenuator at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway just like the way Texas did

Chris is doing a texas

by Ivoryctionary August 11, 2021

University of North Texas

Safe Way To Say The Word 'Cunt'. It is used as it is C-UNT, UNT being University of North Texas.

Person 1: "Ugh. He is such a University of North Texas."

by Fezguy002 October 5, 2021

Red Ball Texas Flyer

A moving truck operated by moving the Austin, TX-based moving company American Red Ball. A Red Ball Texas Flyer refers to a moving truck containing the possessions of someone fleeing Texas, usually a skeezy dude running from his third or fourth wife after his pissed her off one time too many.

I'm driving this Red Ball Texas Flyer to New Orleans on a half a tank of gas.

I'm skipping town tomorrow with a Red Ball Texas Flyer.

by Jilly_Bean_1522 February 18, 2022

Hands off my Texas

If you don't like Texan politics, you're welcome to go somewhere else outside the state of Texas.

Hands off my Texas is similar to don't fauci my Florida.

by Sexydimma March 13, 2022