Suicide Major

When a college student is undecided and finally makes the decision to say “fuck it we ball” and pick an entirely random major. One could also go the extra mile and go with a double or triple major.

I’m going to be on an academic comeback this year, fuck it I’mma suicide major.

by SuicideMajor February 4, 2026

Suicide

Suicide is defined as death caused by self-directed, injurious behavior with the explicit intent to die as a result of the action. It is a preventable, complex public health issue often linked to mental health conditions, severe stress, or social isolation. Key terms include suicidal ideation (thoughts of suicide) and suicide attempts (non-fatal, self-directed, potentially injurious behavior with intent to die).

No one will care if I am gone so I will commit to suicide.

by anonymous February 20, 2026

Suicide Sky Diver

The women lays naked with her legs in the air. The man then comes running down the hall way shouting “I will sacrifice my life for this” and jumps like a flying squirrel to achieve instant climax. There is a 1/25 perfect chance it works and a 1/35 chance you experience death.

I brought that girl home from tumbles and she let me hit the Suicide Sky Diver.

by BC694 February 24, 2025

Suitcas

A confident and charismatic man who exudes wealth, style, and effortless coolness, making him naturally appealing and enjoyable to be around.

"With his tailored suit, laid-back attitude, and effortless charm, Jason was the ultimate suitcas at the party."

by BashJitFatCos February 28, 2025

Suicide Squad

Suicide Squad is anyone apart of the LGBTQ+ or Rainbow flag lovers. You can't say one without thinking about the other.

The Suicide Squad is marching again at the Mardi Gras

by Jrod962 March 20, 2025

Suitmeisum

Suitmeisum is a religion that encorporates all religion into one. Taking parts that only you agree with. Suitmeisum is different for everyone without discrimination

Nicks into suitmeisum he's secure with his religion

by GuruNick March 25, 2025

Suicide Blumpkin

The act of sucking your own dick while shitting until a turd flies out the bowl into your eye penetrating your brain, killing you

Poor Larry couldn’t take it anymore and performed a suicide blumpkin on himself

by John Crump March 31, 2025