24 hour rule 

The 24 hour rule? This goes hand-in-hand with the three day rule. The 24 hour rule states that you’re supposed to call the girl you slept with within 24 hours of said deed or she knows deep in her heart that you don’t give a flying fuck!

Did he call you after your slumber party?
No... and the 24 hour rule has never failed me. I guess he's just not interested...

24 hour rule by Fate of Ophelia December 14, 2008

ja rule 

A scared little boy who has to be protected at all times; Faggot, Bitch, Girl, Turtle, Wanna be gangsta

Cant keep his head up

ja rule by Chris January 15, 2005

ja rule 

rapper that every 50 cent fan use to idolize but then 50 came in and all of sudden they dont like Ja anymore, you fuckin morons needed 50 to realize Ja was a ''wanksta''.. fuckin losers., You dont have to be on either side. music is music, hatred is a sign of weakness.

person : OMG 50 said Ja was a fake OMG that must be true then!

heard 'fuck 50'??

ja rule by reality check September 16, 2005

Leo's Rule 

"Pussy's pussy"

Leo's rule means something similar to, "That girl is not that attractive, but sex is sex."

"Yo I heard Leo got that ugly girl pregnant"
"Damn dude he doesn't even care that she's a dog. He lives by Leo's rule"

Leo's Rule by Austin_x September 30, 2011

Rule 61

There is always furry porn of it.

Ewww, rule 61.

Rule 61 by Nicolas_4h February 1, 2009

Rule 422 

Rainbow Dash is always 20% cooler than you. No Exception.

Brony 1: Dude did you see that awesome (insert cool thing here) that i just did?!

Brony 2: Rule 422

Brony 1: Confound these ponies! They force me to uncoolness!

Rule 422 by Dr_Whooves June 15, 2011

Rule 165 

If it exists, then somebody has fucked it

Dude! i just got back from the insect farm, and i totally got head from a millipede!

Tats sick man! and also damn near impossible!

Its rule 165!

...whatever...

Rule 165 by Hal Emmerich July 6, 2008