mays appreciation day

on march 10th is maya appreciation day because itsvthe 69th day of the year

(on leap years it’s march 9th)
founded by goa

oh fuck it’s mays appreciation day today better put on my banana costume

by vortex881 November 21, 2021

May 20

People born on may 20th are the most beautiful, gorgeous, stunning, cute and pretty peoplr to exist!!

Sage: When is your birthday?
Addi: May 20, why?
Sage: Be my girlfriend.

by mayormaynotbesage June 1, 2023

May 16

May 16 is the time of the month is when you ask your crush out!!
If you get asked out on this day, YOU HAVE TO EXCEPT IT. (if u are already dating someone then thats the only free pass)

Boy: Hey Becky!
Becky: Hi!
Boy: Be my girlfriend.
Becky: Huh?
Boy: Its May 16!
Becky: Oh! Sure, you can be my boyfriend then!!

by user0239791 May 14, 2025

May 7

The person who is born on this day (named Luca) is the most perfect person in this universe. So if there is someone you know that was born on this day named Luca make sure to say Happy Birthday and buy them the newest iPhone. Thanks

Tiana: Its May 7th that means its Luca's birthday today!!!
Kristen: OMG I forgot to buy her the iPhone 11.
Jessica: Today's her birthday? No wonder she is so PERFECT.

by llleeewww November 7, 2019

may balls

may balls is the sexiest around
they can steal your bitch instantly

may balls is a chick magnet so watch out.

“may balls gets all the girls”

by mossfairyyup October 30, 2021

Mustn’t Makeup May

A challenge akin to “No Nut November” except that in the challenge, girls must abstain from using any from of makeup for the entire month of May.

Abby:“Why aren’t you wearing makeup Jess?”
Jess:“Don’t you know! It’s Mustn’t Makeup May Abby!

by 69Ligma69 November 7, 2020

cape may carver

A sandwich of unknown origin, comprised of dry off brand white bread encompassing an obnoxious slab of baloney or baloney related product i. e. Spam or Spam knock off. This sandwich contains no condiments and has been seen in baggies in Cape May since the Reagan administration.

I’d rather eat a wet asshole than a dry ass Cape May carver!

by PannyRipper April 24, 2024