Hard Hat

A hard hat is the hard tip of a turd that is difficult to pass through the rectum. It is usually followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.

Whew! That was one super tough hard hat! Glad I got that one out!

by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023

Little hards

Small person who thinks they are big, or has a very cocky style.

Little hards is talking about how much he can bench.

by frimsky October 5, 2016

Hard Dick

when your horny as hell

I currently have a "hard dick"

by 69420 cocks in my room March 20, 2022

Try harding

Trying hard to get one's penis hard. Can be used when someone is trying to get someone else hard of themselves hard

Dude, Envy is try harding but his erectile dysfunction won't let him.

by Wrath the Vengeful December 9, 2020

yarg farg ur mum has a hard yard

IDK

yoooo yarg farg ur mum has a hard yard.

by Lucas Pennington September 23, 2021

hard man squad

A hard man squad is a group of teenagers or young men, typically wearing tracksuits, who act like badmen. Hard man squads are usually unemployed and their common activities include: smoking weed, drinking, smoking, shoplifting, vandalism, and trying to start fights. Typical language used by hard man squads include "blud", "spliff", "wanker", "bruv", "wogwan", "innit" and "sick". Hard man squads can be found in locations such as alleyways, under bridges, council estates and tesco car parks

Oi, did you see that hard man squad down lodge farm estate?

by Ha, he's ginger. March 30, 2016

Hard Bladder

One of the most annoying things ever. You forget to go to bed, and all of a sudden your bladder is rock hard, and when you go to the bathroom it takes like 2 minutes to take a piss.

In the darkly lit room, John tried to ignore the fact he was too tired to lift his body to urinate.

So John slept the night, his eyes weary right, and in the morning “Gosh damnit, I got hard bladder!”

by SuperKamptiA May 7, 2023