David

A nigga who likes dick up his ass. He may or may not have a sibling named junior who he practices his rituals with

Yooo you a david?

by ExoticBerd September 28, 2021

Shirin David

A German singer-songwriter and rapper, born by the name of Barbara Shirin Davidačius in Lithuania, who has topped the German charts 5 times. She made some of the best songs of all time like "be a hoe/break a hoe" or "ich darf das".

Her parents are from Iran and Lithuania. Besides that, she outsold your fave aaand she's probably the best person to ever walk on German ground and she'll be considered a legend by the age of 40.

"I heard Shirin David is releasing a new album next year."

- " OH MY F***ING GOD I'M GONNA FAINT"

by WheneverUCall March 3, 2022

David

A David is a trickster. Dont believe anything he says. Probably rapes children.

This is about David Bazuki.

by FemboyFur777 August 29, 2025

David

A conservative male who who shits in the burger king parking lot at 4am

Homie 1: what are you doing bro?

Homie 2: im pulling a david bro what else does it look like?

by Sjsjjzbxbzbsna November 22, 2021

David

That one badass kid you probably read about as a kid.

“David’s teacher said no eating in class, but David ate anyways.”

by iridocyclitis89 November 24, 2021

David

A retard that does numb shit and gets angered quick and is into child porn but is also chill at some time when not throwing a hissy fit

David:Gift me the fucking renegade emote now bitch

Anyone else: shut ur dumbass up David

by If u reading this ur like July 18, 2020

David

David is a loser dick fuckwad piece of shit drunken controlling tiny sick brainless ball sack.

Oh that guy... he’s such a David.

by Durhamsucks July 14, 2020