Soggy Jaffa Cake

Like Soggy Biscuit.
Last person out of a group of men to masturbate and ejaculate on the Jaffa Cake has to then eat and digest the Sticky Soggy Jaffa Cake.

"Jeff was the last to cum, he now has to eat the soggy Jaffa Cake!"

"...You have to bite through the cream to get to the sticky Jaffa centre..."

by TheBritishDip March 14, 2008

cake-eater

When someone kisses so much ass, the world around them seems non-existant.

When JJ Houle is around is girlfriend, he is a cake-eater.

by Mr. Big Head October 20, 2004

i cake you

a term of indearment or affections.
a spin of "i love you like a fat kid loves cake"

Tyler..... I Cake You. You're awesome

by Kfunk April 17, 2006

Serbian Chocolate Cake

When a male becomes sexually aroused during the act of excreting faeces and subsequently receives oral sex from a partner, simultaneous to excreting

Jeff: 'I was pumping a huge AGB this morning when my gf busts in and starts giving me the serbian chocolate cake!'

Kersh Dogg: 'I want a serbian chocolate cake'

by phatdik January 14, 2009

Missouri Chocolate Cake

While your partner is giving you anal cunninlynguists one deficates in the partners mouth, then inserts their penis into the partners mouth until they cum

Last night while my friend was at work I stopped by his house and gave his wife a missouri chocolate cake.

by Sanchez delo January 03, 2009

cake eater

A habitual bun duster. One who dines out but is remiss in repaying his or her social obligations.

I will not have that cake eater to dinner again.

by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006

Beef Cake

The act of pulling your pants and underwear down, then letting a nice juicy mud monkey slide out of your anus into your unknowing friend's or sibling's mouth.

"Dude, I gave John a nice beef cake yesterday."

by BeefCakeMaster August 17, 2015