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cum on my face 

A phrase typically used in pornos where one partner (hopefully a woman) desires the other to explode their load on to their face.
Yes!...oh Cum On My Face.
cum on my face by Apple Sauce Q April 23, 2016
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Cum Face 

A prank created by Joe,where the victim is in the (school) cafeteria and the prankster makes his way over to the mayo and napkins, grabs a napkin and spreads mayo all over it, and then sneaks behind the victim and smacks and peels away the napkin from the victim's face while yelling cum Face!
Person 1 : That fool got cum faced.
Everyone : HA HA HA HA !
Cum Face by Joe JCV November 24, 2006

cum dumpster 

A girl that guys just use to get pleasure out of. These girls are usually just a means to an end(ejaculation). A dirty slut that men only use to dump their semen into.
Jake: I had sex with Amanda last night.
John: I'm not surpised. Two of my boys hit it last week. She is such a fucking cum dumpster.

cum-swallowing 

cum-swallowing is the act of sucking a guy's dick and swallowing all the joy-juice he squirts in your mouth.
Matt likes cum-swallowing -- ME swallowing HIS cum!
cum-swallowing by eda-skip October 17, 2021

cum-sucking asshole

A cum-sucking asshole is a guy whose butt-hole seems to suck a cumgasm out of you (also refers to Donald Trump and his Trumpettes)
I know a few guys in the second squadron who are cum-sucking assholes!
cum-sucking asshole by eda-skip October 7, 2021

cum-robber 

A cum-robber is a guy who sucks all the nut-juice out of a sleeping dude's dick so that when he jacks off in the morning all he has is dry-gasms.
Fuck! I must have been visited by a cum-robber last night because when I was taking care of my morning wood - my tanks were empty!
cum-robber by eda-skip October 3, 2021