Guac Block

(Noun, verb)

1. When you’re about to score with a spicy Latina and some Trump-lovin’ gringo ruins it by spewing MAGA bullshit like it’s guacamole at a cookout. Now you’re Guac Blocked and the only thing getting laid is the patio tiles.

2. A cockblock specifically flavored with xenophobia, queso-level ignorance, and tortilla-thin masculinity.

3. Latin distaste for members of the white community because their pale white skin reminds them how much Trump sucks.

“I was literally about to go in for the kiss and she whispered ‘Don’t mess it up! And I didn’t! But then a Trump ad played mid Spotify yelling ‘Keep America White Again’ and she backed off like I had confederate boxers on. Guac Blocked by non-premium subscription racism”

by I’m not with him July 13, 2025

road blocks

just. Roblox

it's not Roblox it's road blocks

by toca_tamara_real June 9, 2024

block-or-two

When she has such a phat ass it is visible from a block or two away.

Bro, I am telling you her ass is so phat you could that shit from a block-or-two away.

by EMKM March 21, 2017

Block

Oh!? Is that what it does, Tim? It stops people from stalking you? I mean...

Hym "You have to see the parallel between that and my thing, right? Like... Yeah, is that a problem, to you? Not being able to block people on Twitter? So, you have a problem... With a LESS IMPACTFUL version of what's happening to me... THAT is news worthy... The Twitter version of not being able to block people... Wow guys... Just wow... You're dumb. You're actually dumb. Borderline retarded! Getting rid of the block feature is the ultimate retard test for people who are aware of Hym. 'I think is bad for logic reason because I'm smart' YOU'RE NOT SMART MF! You're a retard! You failed the test! The ONLY response that constitutes 'Not a retard' is agreeing with the decision. You failed! And you REPORTED ON IT! AS NEWS! You actually take yourself seriously! And reported on YOU no longer being able to do... The thing I have NEVER been able to do... You're a fucking retard man..."

by Hym Iam August 24, 2023

jinks block

when you call jinks block no one is allowed to jinks you for that day

tom and bob "ill lick sprinkles"
tom "jinks block"
bob"jinks dang"

by death34 from roblox February 19, 2010

twat blocking

The equivalent of cock blocking

Did you get lucky last night No some dumb chick was twat blocking all night long.

by (Inhalethroughnose) September 22, 2019

Number block (8)

Number block 8 is from a British television show called number blocks he works out regularly at his local gym hence his beautiful completion and body.
Personality: slightly vain,brave,loyal,leader,strong character
Loves: helping out other fellow number blocks ,flexing, number block 6 and using the same abbreviation over and over again which is (“hua”).

And by the way “hua” means heard, understood, and acknowledged but I think he’s just using it too sound tough lol!

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 number block (8) climb

by CharlESee August 19, 2022