bulk likes to RIDE!

bulk (fat) NEVER figures out how to propel itself on it's own, it likes to RIDE ! (be carried like a "papoose" or newborn!)

i saw a yellow blob on the highway hitchhiking ! , response: not surprised! , bulk likes to RIDE !

carry thirty extra pounds on my body ?? , you BET !! ; bulk likes to RIDE! (pay RENT ??)

by michael foolsley December 9, 2023

Ride to the train station

Killing and disposing of your enemy, where no one will find the body.

Hey, give this guy a ride to the train station.

If you don’t do as I say, you’ll get a ride to the train station.

by Shawnny December 10, 2023

Ride That Pony

1) Energetic dance-game (sometimes considered a sexual act) conceived by a group of thespians in a summer acting camp at UC Berkeley. Involves an outer circle of 25-30 people and an inner circle of about 10 people. The dance is started with the counter-clockwise movement of the inner circle, and the singing or yelling of the following lyrics:

"HERE WE GO!
Ride that pony, ride around
That big fat pony
HERE WE GO!
Ride that pony
This is how we do it!"

Following these lyrics the people in the inner circle move to the nearest person on the outer circle and perform a dance facing the person, facing away from the person, and then to the side of the person (sometimes similer to freaking). The lyrics for this part of the dance are as follows:

"Front to front to front, my baby
Back to back to back, my baby,
Side to side to side, my baby,
THIS IS HOW WE DO IT!"

Then the person who has recieved the dance proceeds to the inner circle and restarts the game//dance//sexual act.

Usually participates are very darbee.

"Dude, the closest thing to an orgy we'll ever get here is Ride That Pony. Go with it."

by i.like.cats December 11, 2023

Meat Riding

Meat riding is a term to describe king henry slaves.

carter is meat riding

by balistah August 22, 2023

Log Ride

If you're eating out a pussy so good they squirt and shit on your face, you've been sent on a log ride.

He ate me out so good I sent that bitch on a log ride.

by Gorbo Carford August 25, 2023

dick riding

it means your looking for attention for someone else

* y’all arguing *
the person: bro your dick riding me

by lilheadnametia September 8, 2023

Nantucket Sleigh-ride

When a man inserts an anchor of anal beads into a willing participant. The other person takes the other end of the anal beads and securely fastens it to their genitalia. The anal beads person will then drag the other person across the ground.

Bill: Why is your back so rug burned.
Ted: That bitch Carol gave me a Nantucket Sleigh-ride my ass all night. You might as well call me Moby.

by Young Stallion Flex September 16, 2023