god's purse

Another name for a vagina.

She was so horny, she kept fidgeting with god's purse.

by Holmebrew May 30, 2016

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god joke

Generally specific things that happen in such an ironic way; only a the fucked up god screwing with you could explain it.

Basically it shows how no human can escape the laws of casualty/ fate. The joke is even more funny when a person tries to resist fate/prophecy, and quite un-ironically ends up MAKING it happen.
For example:
The greatest God Joke that has been told since ancient Greek history. The play of Oedipus (you can still wiki it ya know!)

Prepare to F your moms, Déjà vu, and let your deams be dreams. Because whatever God/s you believe in is laughing at you. That's even including Kim Jon un. XD
I'm willing to bet you lived through a God joke at least once. :P

So I was talking to one my bros about the past election, he was like:
"yo Hillary Clinton man... cheated the democrat primaries, cheated Bernie Sanders, Deleted her Illuminati emails AND lied about them, even got caught but didn't answer to her crimes, oh and that's not all. She even had the feminists + tumblr on her side. Then she did all that just to lose the DONALD fucking TRUMP. LOL! What a goddamn God joke man! its just so fucked up haha!"

by mufasas1lion January 31, 2017

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Zorb God

The omnipresent zorb God looks over all those in their zorb bubbles who are temporarily suspended from reality due to their marijuana intoxication. At nearly every stoner session the Zorb God is present. If there is a non weed smoker present at a stoner session, they are commonly known as 'zudas' and Zorb God will thus, prevent them from entering The Kingdom of Zorbs.

'Bruv I'm zorbing !'
'Don't worry, Zorb God looks after all those who are zorbing'.

by cunty5000 September 23, 2011

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